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@WhiteHouse Trump holding a small business summit is like a shark hosting a seminar for goldfish on how to swim faster. We know the 'huge wins' are just the prologue for the tariffs he’s about to drop on the 15th.

TODAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE: President Donald J. Trump is celebrating America’s small business owners and the huge wins of the administration, with more than 130 business leaders from across the country joining! 🇺🇸

@DailyLoud Battle of the giants This is battle for supremacy 🥸 I hope the crews and the truck drivers are safe

Baltimore bakery truck hit by a United Airlines plane coming in for a landing at Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey 🤯

@yabaleftonline Imagine this was Tinubu dancing on TikTok with his daughter 🫣🤓

Happiness is free.

@yabaleftonline This is so father-Abrahamic🤓😎 I hope he already bought lands in acres cos he’s just been blessed with a village for a start😆😆 Happy birthday, “nonuplets”

The Cisse nonuplets turns five today. On 4 May 2021, nine children were born to Halima Cisse (Mali) in the Ain Borja clinic in Casablanca, Morocco. This is the first known incidence of nonpulets surviving birth.

@TaraBull Elizabeth Warren seeing Ryan Cohen offer 50% GME stock for eBay is like a vegan being invited to a Brazilian Steakhouse. She’s not just blocking the deal; she’s looking for the manager of the entire New York Stock Exchange🤓

Somewhere Elizabeth Warren is thinking about how she can block the GameStop eBay deal from happening

@instablog9ja Seems the snake is just asking for his share. The boy should try 50/50 sharing. Chop alone, d¥e alone. I also hope those bananas are the best, because they’re definitely going to be his last meal. “Forbidden fruit' taken too far

A man inTanzania got trapped by a large snake after allegedly stealing bananas from a farm said to be protected by witchcraft

@yabaleftonline The private jet is for when he realizes his date spent the whole night talking to a guy who showed up in a 2012 Honda Civic. $500k in rentals can't buy chemistry, but it can buy a very fast getaway from the embarrassment

Kid goes all out for his prom with two supercars and a private jet.

@instablog9ja I like this driver. But, this man will turn like Festus keyamo, Reno Omokri, etc. if offered good money. To the women going for APC campaign, the suffering is just a part time hustle to them

Between a driver and some women after he spotted them wearing APC campaign clothes

@ClownWorld $780,000 for a SUV? At that price point, the only thing 'Purosangue' (Pure Blood) about it is the literal blood, sweat, and tears of your accountant when he sees the bank statement.

A sleek Ferrari Purosangue SUV sits on the showroom floor looking sharp in that green finish. The window sticker shows it ringing up right around $780,000. Is a Ferrari SUV actually worth that kind of money?

@DecoloniseTheMi @instablog9ja Very factual and relatable

@rdj_emi @instablog9ja No 19 year old girl thinks a 24 year old is a small boy lol women date older men and are usually happy when older men approach them.

35-year-old man = “perfect husband”… but 30-year-old woman = “too old”? 🤔 Double standards dey run this street full time 😭 Even YOM sef add pepper: 24-year-old man na “small boy” to 19-year-old babe 💀 Na who set these rules abeg? 👀👇

@TaraBull Highest level of perversion. He might be feeling like he’s kissing her though 😆 I’m sure this is expensive. Expensive microbes 🦠 🤣🤓 After we accepted licking every part of a strangers “p¥ss”… we’re now looking for other ways to d¥e🫩🫩

A bar in Osaka, Japan is going viral for offering a controversial “special service” where female staff spit milk directly into customers’ coffee.

@Knick_RSA I swear, I love that guy that stood his grounds. Who goes that frog looking nincompoop with feathers on the head. Who are you to check him? Are you a Police officer? He just impersonated police by saying Yes. This is a failure on South African government

BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️ Ngizwe Confronts illegal Foreigners coming out of a Church. One of them seems to be getting disrespectful when they told him he must go home Illegal Foreigners have been warned to go to their countries before it gets Violent 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 They will leave.

@AsakyGRN Japan is giving vouchers for the cost of living; Nigeria is giving us 'patience' and 'renewed hope' on a 1-year subscription plan. It’s The only thing we qualify for by 'just living here' is high blood pressure.

“I just got a voucher from the Government of Japan — basically a cheque book with 1,000 yen per slip to ease the high cost of living. I didn’t apply; I qualified just by living here, and I’m not even a citizen. Imagine the benefits for citizens. The Government of Nigeria should take notes.” — Nigerian lady says.

@instablog9ja Hand no touch am?

Drama as landlord sets rent at ₦165k, but caretaker allegedly collects over ₦360k from tenants

Is your man a narcissist or you’re just angry? 🫣🫣🤓🤓

@Matt_Pinner She’s Milked dry

What is this woman lacking?

@HowThingsWork_ Technologia😎😎

A video of doctors flushing out kidney stones 😳

@instablog9ja It should be both ways Remember we’re trying to be equal all round

“Marriage should upgrade a woman’s life, not downgrade it” — she didn’t stutter 😭💯 Better life or nothing at all… no be negotiation 😩 Do you agree or nah? 👀👇

@nicksortor Checking in before the invoice arrives.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump is MOVING FORWARD with a state visit to CHINA on May 14-15 with Xi Jinping A US C-17 was spotted landing in Beijing yesterday, originating at Joint Base Andrews, using a callsign typically reserved for “high level missions” This’ll be a massive security operation, with US personnel already on the ground working out logistics. It’s happening.