Zanya

yo but if there's a whopper jr that means... whopper... my man 🤝😂

only real bookworm adventurers can truly understand

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kinda hate how melee has this beautiful mod that lets you instantly queue into another melee player within seconds of booting up and its just unusable bc 90% of the ppl who use it are just aliens trying to run experiments on how the human mind responds to negative stimuli

cashier: i’m sorry sir but your card keeps declining me: no NO this can’t be happening! i don’t have any cash on me and i really need this prescription.. please, can you- ???: “i’ll cover it. here, use my card.” i turn around to see relicanth holding out his debit card

Hammie Boye (2017)

DOOR STUCK! (2007)

It's pretty simple. If you wanna compete in a smash game you play ultimate. If you want to fight shadow realm battles vs autists at the very limit of human ability you play the "game" which used to be smash bros melee

@MaxKetchum_ hi! i don't think that at all. i live not because i deserve it, but because nobody has killed me yet. and with every day that passes, i grow stronger. seemingly with no signs of slowing down. one day, perhaps I will be the strongest, and then...? Who will save you?

Congratulations to all the players from all over Upstate who made our 2025 Power Rankings! Here's to another great year of Melee<3

it’s been eons yet whenever i fgc nod at something the image of lucky dropping his water bottle cap still plays in my head

If you don’t want to stop and read the historical site plaques then you’re not fucking coming

entered cashbox as my first bracket in like 6 months and theres a bunch of cracked midtier-playin teenagers with infinite free time runnin around got 7th tho

#savethetree Whammy Wednesday (the LARGEST and most WELL RESPECTED netplay tournament series) will ALWAYS be WHISPY ON!!!! maybe you all should stop COMPLAINING and GET GOOD!!! (join next week (poll in comments)) #savethetree

It snode

objectively the only reason many of the top 100 are top 100 is because there arent 20 zains and 20 cody schwabs running around which imo there could be if more people played and cared so like even tho imo melee is harder in theory it isnt a contest bcuz of playerbase size diff

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