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realBefuddler

@realBefuddler

I'm just an alien playing an alien, pretending to be another alien.

Detroit, MI Katılım Kasım 2024
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dinosaur
dinosaur@dinosaurs1969·
ice took my doordash driver 😭💔
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realBefuddler
realBefuddler@realBefuddler·
@elonmusk @RealDeanCain In theory that might be a solution, but everyone knows politicians both local and federal will siphon off every last cent and we'll still be in massive debt.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.
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Pericles
Pericles@PerryALPHA·
"it was a jewish doctor"
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Gabriel 🌩️
Gabriel 🌩️@Countcristo44·
A bear in India went to the beach for lunch.
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realBefuddler
realBefuddler@realBefuddler·
@RBCat13 We really need to beef up our rail infrastructure as trains are the apex predators of the poos.
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RandomBarnCat
RandomBarnCat@RBCat13·
I see that dot Indians in Texas are trying to be mouthy in comment sections. Wonder if they realize they have only been around the city people.
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Serf
Serf@TheRoyalSerf·
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Doinks the Retard Frog
Doinks the Retard Frog@TheBigDoink_·
After a few years of posting on this account with a voice changer, I must admit that I am actually an Indian woman
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realBefuddler
realBefuddler@realBefuddler·
@SteveOnSpeed This offer is done once I leave here, I can't guarantee you're gonna get this super ultra best friend "we're doing you a favor and taking a loss" deal if you don't sign right now.
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Steve · Millionaire Habits
Steve · Millionaire Habits@SteveOnSpeed·
We had Renewal By Anderson out at the house last year to give us a quote for 11 windows and a sliding glass door. $35,000. How do these guys stay in business?
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自衛隊医官だった人@ハイライトも見てってよ
アメリカ人のフォロワーと比例して私のイボ痔がデカくなっている。 アメリカ人が私のイボ痔を元気玉だと思っているに違いない。 これ以上アメリカから元気を送られたら私のイボ痔がセルみたいに爆発する。
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realBefuddler
realBefuddler@realBefuddler·
@remarks So Five Guys has about 30, 000 employees. Just getting real simple with it, $1.5 million breaks down to $50 per employee.
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Remarks
Remarks@remarks·
JUST IN: Five Guys CEO says he gave staff $1.5 million bonus so he wouldn't get shot in the back like UnitedHealthcare boss, NYPost reports.
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7/11 Truther
7/11 Truther@DaveMcNamee3000·
Leaving the Starbucks bathroom after doing an absolute paint job
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realBefuddler
realBefuddler@realBefuddler·
@izthisJudah Do what all sensible small business owners do. Get them to leave with a smile on your face.
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Sport Drink
Sport Drink@sportdrink·
BREAKING SPORT NEWS CEASE AND DESIST: PEPSICO v. SPORT DRINK We regret to inform our beloved Sport Drinkers that the multinational conglomerate PepsiCo has dispatched its team of high-priced, big-city attorneys to Sport Drink LLC, delivering a formal cease-and-desist letter. PepsiCo has taken issue with our healthy alternative and what we considered a respectful and loving homage to one of their products known as BAJA BLAST™. Apparently, this name is protected. As a result, we can no longer sell a product under the name Sport Drink BAJA BLAST—or anything resembling BLAH BLAH BLAST—going forward. The good news: Sport Drink BAJA BLAST is already sold out. Even better news: we’ll be back in stock in just a few short weeks with a new and improved name. Name suggestions are now open. Please submit responsibly. Sport Drink
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Washingtons ghost
Washingtons ghost@washghost1·
I’ve never heard someone use that line in a argument
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