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@Twinkle_Fists @Aesirzifm

@Aesirzifm Who gives a fuck if I used the wrong name. She is badass and that’s all that fucking matters man focus on that

Brie Larson doing a one arm pull up (or three) lives in my mind rent free 🚬

Man City vs Arsenal is Arsenal’s biggest game in 20 years since the Champions League final. For City it isn’t top 30. That’s the difference in the levels of the clubs.

But these garlic street signs are totally needed

@AnfieldEdition @JamesPearceLFC

🥇| @JamesPearceLFC: Virgil Van Dijk is expected to bid farewell to Liverpool when his contract expires at the end of next season.

@RodinSimi @I_am_ekene 74 charges and found guilty. 🏆* congratulations, you won an asterisk award

@I_am_ekene By the Arsenal would have already done the bottling

It’s actually embarrassing for the Premier League clubs when you look at the teams remaining in the Champions League and still see Arsenal in it. A club with no real European history is still parading around in the biggest club competition. Clubs like Manchester United, Chelsea, and Manchester City should do better next season. This short-lived Arsenal dominance needs to end. I can’t imagine Mikel Arteta and Arsenal winning the UCL, the noise, bragging, and self-entitlement would be too much to handle.

@tycan23 @CrazyCraven01 No, someone of X said it’s unacceptable

@CrazyCraven01 Am I allowed to support Everton with a Welsh accent?

Some cracking Scouse accents here 🤣🤣🤣

@barstoolsports So fast his hairline can’t keep up with him.

200 METERS. 19.67 SECONDS. A U20 RECORD. SAY GOUT GOUT’S NAME

I am a Catholic Trump supporter

@AMAZlNGNATURE It wasn’t curiosity, the brown horses were calling them carriage bitches. Grey horse on the left was about to throw shoes until the other one told him they ain’t worth it bro.

Two horses meeting a different kind for the first time, pure curiosity 🐴

@Rickyrich440 @Pro__Trading Even if it’s only temporary Iran will make more than $1.7bn from fees in just 7 days if the figures above are accurate. How long will it take to build a pipeline?

@Pro__Trading It would only be temporary until the strait can be bypassed when possible by pipeline possibly. 🤷‍♂️

If Iran is able to charge $2 million per tanker, they're gonna make $280 million a day. That's $500 billion in five years. For comparison, the Obama administration gave Iran $1.7 billion in cash. Not great, guys.

@ImDavidJ13 Virtue signalling gimp

As a man I fucking can’t stand the misogyny men show towards women’s football fucking pisses me right off

BREAKING: President Donald Trump said he will suspend planned military strikes on Iran for two weeks after talks with Pakistani leaders, contingent on Iran immediately reopening the Strait of Hormuz.

@FotoNugget So they got their kit at a jumble sale ?

Senegalese commandos— World rank is 126th and 25th in Africa. They look fearless!

White-Cain: Many people don’t know about the upbringing of President Trump. He went sometimes three times a week to Saturday and Sunday school.

@PhilMitchednjw @higginsdavidw The leader of the opposition & the opposition party should have a workable strategy for situations like this. Their job isn’t to just disagree with everything the sitting government does, good or bad. They are supposed to show that they are a viable alternative. SF never do that.

@higginsdavidw She’s not in government you bellend

What's your plan for shortages?

@NimaYamini @JimFergusonUK

@JimFergusonUK Do the Europeans have any shame to say why is a tiny country like Israel doing so much of the fighting saving the west? Is this not a discussion EU should have too? Best part instead they insult Israel 😂

🚨 AFTER IRAN… IS TURKEY NEXT? A shift is quietly being discussed inside Israeli circles. Not official policy — but growing concern. Some Israeli figures are now warning that Turkey could emerge as the next major strategic rival once the Iran threat is dealt with. Why this matters: • A powerful military inside NATO • Expanding regional influence • A more assertive, independent foreign policy This isn’t an active war footing. But it’s no longer being ignored. Iran is the fight of today. Turkey is increasingly being viewed as the power to watch tomorrow. And that shift — however subtle — could reshape the entire region.

@MaryK2022 I thought Peter Griffin worked in a brewery 🤨

They played with a very different country Iran is not Iraq

@floboflo @JaxHerriott People don’t know what jokes smell like anymore

@JaxHerriott May as well as we’ll be in Europe anyway.

If Keir Starmer goes against the will of the British people and takes us back into Europe then I am done with this country and joining my parents in Spain! Disgusting!!!!

@SoldOutRepublic @VividProwess How do know the dog is Indian or pretending to be someone else 🤨

An Israeli dog is shaking in terror after hearing and feeling rocket explosions. This is what these angels go through every time there are sirens.

@BasilTheGreat State of them. You just know the lad on the left is there because he keeps getting knocked back by Bus Éireann when he’s applied for a job. He blames the immigrants but hasn’t figured out it’s because he hasn’t got his Class B licence yet.

🚨🇮🇪 BREAKING: An armed group declaring themselves as the 'NEW REPUBLICAN MOVEMENT' have issued a WARNING to Irish Politicians "You have FLOODED our communities with MILITARY AGE MEN" "We will not sit back and watch our culture and religion DESTROYED by the people we put in power" Things are only going to get worse