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@NiallHarbison “Her 2 favorite things are fried chicken and very short walks” Same, girl, same 😊

Her scars are healing and her fur returning. None of the 3 growths were cancerous. Her 2 favorite things are fried chicken and very short walks now (5/6)

Her time on earth was nearly over. She had given up all hope. It’s hard to believe how well Jada is doing today… (1/6) 🧵

Exactly what I’ve been saying!! Yall so scare to change you let the actual devil into office.

i’m cryingggggggg. every time man, every. single. time.

So North Carolina went blue across the board except for president. Dem Governor, Dem Lt Governor, Dem school superintendent, Dem AG, and 2 dem reps. And Trump. Do I have that right?

We saw record turnout of Gen Z and millennial voters, but somehow Dem lost 20 million votes from 2020? On what planet does that make sense?

Something doesn't add up. In 2020 Biden had 81 Million votes, Trump had 74 Million votes. In 2024 Harris got 66 Million votes, Trump got 71 million votes. 15 Million Democrats decided to sit this one out? 3 Million MAGA decided to sit this one out? No fucking way.

@clhubes @BNiche Look, there’s a reason I own this shirt

If you want to follow her journey and some news about Prince coming later this week you can see it on my Insta… instagram.com/niall.harbison A follow there would mean a lot 🥰🙏

The feel good story everybody needs today… Bowie was abandoned as a pet on the streets of Thailand. She was scarily thin and also pregnant. Today her life came full circle and she got the most incredible bit of news… (1/10)

@Jacko221b @NoContextBrits Momentous Poo Sandwich

@NoContextBrits Make your own!

What’s a 10/10 British insult?

Mine: Momentous Poo Sandwich Husband’s: Tub-Thumping Bodge Lorry

This dude is lying—like yes, there IS a loneliness epidemic, but it's NOT affecting men disproportionately. It's affecting the genders equally!(receipts below). There IS a male entitlement epidemic however (which he's demonstrating perfectly here with his need to center men) 🧵

@JVMonte2 Stevie Nicks - Edge of Seventeen

What’s a great song that has a number in the title?

i’m spookitty 👻 what about you?

@WillieHandler “Better to regret the things you’ve done than the things you didn’t do”

Apart from "life is short" or "you only live once" what else do you say before making bad decisions?

@NotTDurden @CNMunoz @notcapnamerica @SarasotaSheriff @CityofSarasota @SarasotaPD Oh, so a modern day Emmitt Till situation? Anyone wanna bet she’s lying just like Carolyn Bryant did?

@CNMunoz @notcapnamerica @SarasotaSheriff @CityofSarasota @SarasotaPD From a text string going around from the wife, allegedly teen was hitting on wife as she was getting out of her car in her home. She said she was married but he wouldn’t go away, passing by the house 3 or 4 times staring at her. Wife got scared so husband went confronted him.

Man in Sarasota, FL pulls weapon on Black teen for not answering his questions about why he was in their neighborhood

@SusaEJordan @notcapnamerica @SarasotaSheriff @CityofSarasota @SarasotaPD

@notcapnamerica @SarasotaSheriff @CityofSarasota @SarasotaPD Oh, he was "arrogant" - that's one of the words replacing "uppity".🤬

I feel seen.

I know there is disagreement with VP Harris’s positions on some issues. But I find it fascinating that there are some saying that they will “protest” her by not voting in this election. As if she will somehow be hurt by that decision. Well, let me tell those folks something.

@MikeInNebraska @ask_aubry

@ask_aubry Wait.. what are they doing with the raisins???

I was like oo Taco Tuesday!! Then I saw the ingredients and now I'm mad.