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@drain_youuu @utdshows Lol

@utdshows xhaka is like another Schnederlien(whatever the spell)

🚨🎙️ Peter Schmeichel on Manchester United’s midfield rebuild: 🗣️ “I think United should seriously look at signing Granit Xhaka. He won’t cost a fortune, and sometimes that’s exactly the kind of deal you need. We should build the team around Kobbie Mainoo. Casemiro is leaving, so you bring in young players like Adam Wharton or Elliot Anderson to grow with him. What United will miss when Casemiro leaves is leadership. And when I look at what Xhaka has done at Sunderland, the impact is obvious. He organises, he demands standards, he keeps everyone accountable — that’s something you can’t always get from young players. He can still play most games, he’s experienced, and he understands what it takes to compete at the highest level. Even if it’s just for one or two years, that kind of leadership could be massive for a young team like this. You need balance — not just talent, but players who can guide others on the pitch.”

@Humphrey_Pato @Paulsobechukwu How will his mode affect the game You're just finding a way to stay relevant by dragging an innocent guy Silva that cried mourn and rolled on the floor what was the outcome of it Ooh they later won 13 nill cauae silva cried Clown

@Paulsobechukwu Players now have zero passion for the game. That’s why i barely talk bad about yamal. That boy gets angry whenever they are losing that’s what we want from these players

Every Chelsea player needs to be called out at this point. You’re losing three goals to Nottingham Forest and your team has failed to win a single match in the last six games, yet you’re out here smiling. This is unacceptable. Reece James, you’re the captain of this team. Thiago Silva came to watch the match, a player who was only here for a few years, and he was already crying and sad when we were just one goal down. But you, our own captain, who has been here longer than everyone, is smiling and laughing while we’re getting hammered three-nil. What are you smiling about, James? What’s funny, mate @ReeceJames? The only players that showed any seriousness today were Joao Pedro and Jesse Derry. Apart from these two, every other player needs to take a long look at themselves. If we fail to qualify for the Europa League next season, they should slash everyone’s salary from top to bottom, except Joao Pedro’s. He’s the only one putting out proper performances this season. The rest of you, not good enough.

@Viking_Wayne84 @utdshows On all honesty he isn't biased Regardless of the circumstances of most of the other teams had it been we were still with amorim his prediction would have been true He just didn't factor the possibility of us getting a new good manager

@utdshows Shows how delusional and biased he is. Look at last week saying Bruno isn't a PL Great because he hasn't won the league yet, wonder if he thinks that about his best mate Gerrard who never won the league either..

🚨🎙️ Earlier this season, Jamie Carragher on where he thinks Manchester United would finish: 🗣️ Presenter: “Where do you think Manchester United will finish on the table this season?” 🗣️ Jamie Carragher: “My top 6 this season will be Liverpool top, Arsenal 2nd, Man City 3rd, Chelsea 4th, Tottenham 5th, Newcastle 6th.” 🗣️ Presenter: “Where is United?” 🗣️ Carragher: “I think United will finish ninth.” 🗣️ Presenter: “Ninth? That’s a big call.” 🗣️ Carragher: “I just don’t see the consistency, and I don’t think they have enough to compete with the teams above them over a full season.” 🗣️ Presenter: “Fair enough… but if they find momentum, they could surprise a few people.”

Salió la película de Michael Jackson… y se armó un mierdero nivel Thriller en esteroides 😭🧤 Resulta que un imitador de Michael Jackson que se hace llamar Fabio Jackson se metió tanto en el papel de Michael Jackson que ya no imitaba… el man era Michael Jackson en su cabeza. Caminaba como Michael Jackson, respiraba como Michael Jackson y hasta opinaba como si estuviera poseído por el espíritu del mismísimo Ayuwoki. Pero claro, eso no le cayó ni cinco a la sagrada y ridícula Asamblea de Imitadores de Michael Jackson… porque una cosa es imitar, a Michael Jackson y otra muy distinta es creerse el puto dueño de Nerverland. Entonces estos genios dijeron: “Esto amerita reunión urgente.” Y se armó la vaina más absurda del planeta: una junta llena de imitadores de Michael Jackson… discutiendo si otro imitador de Michael Jackson estaba siendo demasiado Michael Jackson. O sea, puro man vestido igual, hablando igual, moviéndose igual… peleando porque uno de ellos estaba muy igual. Conclusión: Expulsaron a Fabio Jackson ¿La razón? “Ningún imitador de Michael Jackson puede creerse más Michael Jackson que nosotros, los imitadores oficiales de Michael Jackson, carajo.” Farbio Jackson, obviamente emperrado, dijo: “¿Ah sí? Pues váyanse a la mierda.” Y anunció que va a crear la Nueva Asamblea Internacional de Imitadores de Michael Jackson, donde sí valoren su nivel de intensidad jacksoniana. Resultado final: Ahora hay DOS grupos de gente vestida como Michael Jackson, actuando igual que Michael Jackson y peleando como idiotas, tratando de decidir quién es el imitador más Michael Jackson de todos los imitadores de Michael Jackson. Una guerra absurda, elegante y con guante brillante. Ehhhh heeeee!

I just met with PN Okeke. He will be 85 years old this October. He is currently writing a new physics book. I admire him so much.

Ander Herrera man marking Eden Hazard, one for the ages 😍 #CHEMUN | @ChelseaFC | @ManUtd

Never forget when Ronaldinho stopped a match to applaud his opponent’s play. At his peak, Ronaldinho was pure magic with the ball at his feet. Playing for Barcelona, he dazzled in every game, but there was one moment that stunned everyone. During a match against Villarreal, Juan Román Riquelme, a magician in his own right, pulled off a brilliant move that left Barça’s defenders speechless. Ronaldinho, instead of continuing to play, stopped, looked at Riquelme, and started clapping. The crowd joined in, and the Brazilian’s smile showed why football was his passion, not just a job.

@OgunmolaBolaji @thegamepundit Omo It's well sha God help u

@thegamepundit 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚… I was in the mood

At this point, the anger was for real!!!!! Because what???? Get out please 🙏 youtu.be/1Euf5dSqdrY?si…

@Ntaobasi2 @Row_Haastrup Oga shut up

@Row_Haastrup Join NSPPD, pray like you have never prayed before

"My elder brother, finally returned from London yesterday. He didn't come back with heavy boxes or an 'abroad' accent. He came back with a small nylon bag and the same shoes he wore 12 years ago. ​As we sat on my thin mattress last night, sharing one small sachet of noodles, the silence was louder than our old, noisy fan. ​We are both in our late 30s. No wives. No kids. No house. Just two 'rich men’s sons' living like strangers in the same city where our father once owned three filling stations. ​When our father was alive, we didn't know what poverty looked like. But the moment he died, the 'vultures' arrived. Our uncles men our father helped suddenly claimed he owed them millions. Because there was no Will, they swept everything. They even took the cars from the compound while we were still mourning. ​Daniel ran to London to save us. I stayed back, doing 'laborer' work despite having a degree. For 12 years, I sent every kobo I made to him for 'papers' and 'permits.' I stayed hungry so he could succeed. ​But last night, Daniel cried. He told me "Brother, the more I worked in London, the more the money vanished. It’s like I was pouring water into a basket. Every time I see money, a strange bill or a police case will swallow it." ​Now, we are two graduates starting from zero at almost 40. We are sharing one room and one fan. Ohhh! The tears can't stop flowing even as i type this. 😭😭😭😭💔 I'm broken. There's no need hiding anymore, the suffring has gone above limit, I can't hold it anymore.. ​Is this just 'bad luck,' or is there something following us from our father’s house? My mind keeps contemplating with so many questions. My brother is broken, and I am tired already 😭😭" This is a very heartbreaking story… 💔 This life is indeed more spiritual than you can ever imagine.

@FabrizioRomano Leave pep talk… This free kick was Insane

Most physics students don't like James C Maxwell. He laid the foundation of Electrodynamics. That course is a terror to many students He is not only a scientist, but also a Christian. He said this about God "I have looked into most philosophical systems and I have seen that none will work without God"

Not just anoether theorem. Everything follows from symmetry, except asymmetry or maybe even that too.

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

@SimplyUtd Brighton beat us nahh in fa cup

🚨 Manchester United are the only Premier League unbeaten team in 2026. 🔥

@hugoknowsball I know this might not mean shit but let me just block u first

Sold Garnacho Sold Antony Sold Rashford Sold Sancho Sold Hojlund Sold Onana Bought Cunha Bought Mbeumo Bought Sesko Unlocked Amad Called out Wilcox Called out the board Eradicated player power SET THE STANDARD He actually rebuilt the club HIMSELF 🇵🇹

Nope

@TechArtist6 @_iamhaywhy

@realafoke @_iamhaywhy Broooo😂😂😂😂

POV: Your man when other guys are having intellectual conversations that's not about women or bombing

@yabaleftonline I mean i totally got her point Why will a man driving corolla ask a woman to come down from her gle to ask for her number not that she's was trekking ooh

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@misterFortune__ @akinkunmi Lol

@akinkunmi Turn off the Wi-Fi and the developer status disappears.

Mfs write code and think they're better than everyone. Smh.