Gene Rausch

Im straight up just asking for it now but views

Norm MacDonald on battles with cancer: “I’m pretty sure, I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That’s not a loss. That’s a draw.”

Tommy Lasorda's rant about Kurt Bevacqua is one of my favorite videos of all time. Strong language, but this is classic Tommy. Rest in Peace 💙💙

Ewoks celebrating outside the White House

@chief4753 If that transitive property where true, in which kids compromise dad candidate, I’ll take the guy who’s kid got paid and not gonna owe $400 mil to China next term. Plus Trump has more kids doing the same crap rn. AND somehow the kiddos hold government positions?

Wake-up people Hunter Biden and James Biden have compromised Joe Biden so badly he will be in effective.

We fixed Don Jr.’s crazy ad.

WELL TIMED/ORCHESTRATED ONE LOOK PICK 1 Pick initiated by INF or C.Not on until pick sign is acknowledged. 2 Internal sign from C 2 P. 3 P looks to 2B & then looks 2 HP.Picks on C’s drop glove. 4 INF breaks 2 2B on P’s head turn 2 HP. 5 C drops his glove when he sees INF break.

Somehow this kid was called Raw by a scouting group. That one will never ever be lived down. This kid hit a 92 MPH FB sinking away from him out to LF. Then called his shot on another FB and hit that out to Right. That’s the opposite of raw.

President Trump speaks about Yosemite and the Grand Canyon in remarks about national parks cbsnews.com/live

.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.” @realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.” Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”

@dbongino You can tell she can breath bc she’s talking. Her neck looks fine. Sorry you couldn’t get your fast food without anxiety 😢. Bing Bong very snowflaky. Apples and oranges bud.

@dbongino Today is June 7, 2020 and your tweets are the dumbest repeating bs. No matter how many times you say it, it ain’t gonna be true. Every day I see the same tweet I think about how lazy you are to put that out instead of an original thought 😑

@realDonaldTrump @nytimes 😢🐈

I work from early in the morning until late at night, haven’t left the White House in many months (except to launch Hospital Ship Comfort) in order to take care of Trade Deals, Military Rebuilding etc., and then I read a phony story in the failing @nytimes about my work....

@realDonaldTrump Lol. Common sense. “Bleach best” everybody.

Remember, the Cure can’t be worse than the problem itself. Be careful, be safe, use common sense!

Remember when Dan Quayle got skewered for putting an “e” at the end of “potato”? Everybody was saying we couldn’t have somebody that stupid as VP, especially if it meant one step away to be Prez. Oh how the bar has been lowered! 🙄 “Bleach Best” everybody!

@realDonaldTrump Opposed to you -who makes unsubstantiated claims with ZERO evidence. “A lot of people have told me”, “everybody is talking about it”, “they say”, “a guy came up to me and said”, - followed by obvious LIE. USA people are holding down the fort in the absence of leadership. Useless!

The most often used phrase in the Lamestream Media, by far, is “sources say”, or “officials who spoke on the condition of anonymity”, or anything similar which allows Fake News to make up a phony quote from a person who doesn’t even exist. The American people should demand NAMES!

@JimmyTraina Bob Uecker!!!

Power Rankings of broadcasters who would be best at doing play-by-play for a porn scene: 5) Jim Ross 4) Vin Scully 3) Marv Albert 2) Kevin Harlan 1) Gus Johnson

Jack Black is trending on Tik Tok and all I could think of was this gem from The Tonight Show