smash

i think Russia was interfering with this in the hands of the fans vote #Survivor50

@LAYS get off twitter and fix your website

did you see that pass?! smoother than a peeled potato #LaysSBLX #SBLX

ohhhh it’s going to be a good day. just woke up to an alert that @robcesternino is the Hollywood Handbook guest today.

@RobHasApodcast #blessed

you guys are not gonna believe this

this libby notification is very exciting @stephenfishbach

@VerizonNews @Verizon i was in SOS mode for 18 hours. and zero communication from your company about this to its customers.

The outage has been resolved. If customers are still having an issue, we encourage them to restart their devices to reconnect to the network. For those affected, we will provide account credits. Details will be shared directly with customers. We sincerely apologize for the disruption.

jennifer lawrence, “you didn’t grow up rich?” leo shakes his head jennifer, “but you got a sitcom at 12” 😭

@RyanJohn___ @EvelDick i saw this reposted on tiktok last night

Asked ChatGPT to create a fake story about Julie Chen Moonves taking over as host of The Challenge from TJ. Going to post this in Challenge Facebook groups just to see the replies 🤭🫣

@RobHasApodcast don’t pmo right now

is #survivor 49 lowkey gag worthy or

respectfully, wtf is kristina doing? she’s gonna be a zero vote finalist. her game play makes my head hurt. #Survivor

@StephenFleming @sciencegirl

@sciencegirl Nobody ever had a heart attack from shoveling sunshine. (Which is why I live in Arizona…)

You wake up and see this, what’s your first thought

@duckielane @ArmstrongTaran all episodes are on dailymotion

@ArmstrongTaran Any idea how we can watch here in the US? I tried watching awhile back and it want on peacock 😢

The Celebrity UK Traitors was actually such a blast. And that's coming from someone that doesn't love the format. This was my reaction to the finale, but you can see the entire season's worth of reactions over on my Patreon! patreon.com/posts/fumble-r…

@Proglameris @Fire5280 @IanJaeger29 mamdani was 9 years old on 9/11 wtf are you even on about.

@Fire5280 @IanJaeger29 Ever hear about some trifling matter called 9/11? Caused my newly elected socialist's fellow Muhamedans, cleaned up by... I forget what department

BREAKING: NYC Fire Commissioner Robert Tucker has just handed in his resignation, following Zohran Mamdani’s election victory.

@BulwarkOnline he wouldn’t know. he’s never had to get gas or buy groceries a day in his life.

Trump: "All we want is voter ID. You go to a grocery store, you have to give ID. You go to a gas station, you give ID. But for voting they want no voter ID. It's only for one reason: because they cheat."

@randlechris i watched deb fall out of a chair and bust her ass about 15 years ago. i felt bad for laughing out loud at the time, but now i dont.

debra messing has posted 100 instagram stories in the past 24 hours

@RachelEReilly girl yes, i need you to blind me through the tv and wake me up.

Question … can I wear sequins on morning TV ????

They making a meal out of this snake bite #Survivor

@_BroBri @WizardTikiTiki @boolinbackpoker @AmeriNightmare @bluegeorgia 51 states?? Haha you’re so dumb.

@WizardTikiTiki @boolinbackpoker @AmeriNightmare @bluegeorgia You sound so dumb. Puerto Rico is not a state there for is not the United “States” it’s a territory of the United States. So you were just taught in school there are 51 states and Puerto Rico is one of them? No. And if I can’t understand a single word, no it won’t be enjoyable

Tomi Lahren: Do you think Bad Bunny is a good choice for the Super Bowl? Krystal Ball: I don't know why it's a big deal. Seems like a great American artist. Lahren: He's not an American artist. Ball: He's Puerto Rican. That's part of America, dear. Maria Cardona: She needs to crack a book.

@_FromTheIsland Shel Silverstein

What vibes are you getting from him? 😂

@EricSteinTweets Aging like a fine wine, sir.

I. AM. BACK. America’s Player was my origin story. My Mastermind arc is just getting started… #BB27