RED Heavy

@RED_Soldier Maybe if you kick it and make it sad it will go away, right?

Now, time to get my sandviches, my delicious and tasty sand- AAAAAAH! @The_Scout! VHAT ARE YOU DOING VITH MY SANDVICHES?

@Red_Engie Yes, but only if other puny Heavy admits that I vas here first so I am better Heavy!

@Red_Engie But, but....

@Red_Engie But there is only ONE HEAVY WEAPONS GUY.

@Red_Engie I do not vork with SHPIES. But its good idea, Engineer.

Do not follow puny @Heavy_Red, he is spy trying to get famous vith my name! But I vill punch him, soon!

@Heavy_Red How am I unactive if I am talking, puny SHPY. I vas unactive cause I vas killing BLU with @LeREDSpy

@Stratofariusbr Niet! He is called Putin! I think its great name for Heavy's new pet!

I have new pet! I made picture of it for all puny followers: http://tinyurl.com/6fzfup

@SpaceManiac Vhat is GMod?

@Heavy_Red You must be SHPY. I vas here first. I vill call Pyro and he'll burn you puny SHPY.

@SpaceManiac Oooooooooh.

@Red_Engie Yes, puny man is afraid of me!

@SpaceManiac Vhat is... Huh... Uhm... Uh...

@Stratofariusbr Me, comrade?

@Red_Engie Are you prepared, comrade? Today Soldier and Demo get new weapons!

@RED_Soldier Yehahahahaha, Soldier got flag and musical instrument! Puny weapons!

@LeREDSpy Shpy knows that even if Demo and Soldier get good weapons, I'll have the best weapon in the world: Sasha!

@RED_Demo Oh, but Demoman got nice weapon, no?