Chris Manthei

@realDonaldTrump Fuck off you piece of shit!!

@ShemBunde @realDonaldTrump Lie

@realDonaldTrump My 18 year old transgender son just protested for the first time. I asked him how he felt & he said, "for the first time in my life I feel seen, I feel heard. I did my part to stop Biden from destroying this country." Everybody in the room started clapping.I’m literally shaking

I am asking for everyone at the U.S. Capitol to remain peaceful. No violence! Remember, WE are the Party of Law & Order – respect the Law and our great men and women in Blue. Thank you!

@realDonaldTrump I had to dig up an old Twitter password, so I could log in and call the “President” a piece of shit! What a funny world. Fuck you!

@realDonaldTrump either that, or youre a stupid fucking idiot!

Just saw the vote tabulations. There is NO WAY Biden got 80,000,000 votes!!! This was a 100% RIGGED ELECTION.

@StephenKing Trump is definitely a taheen but I can’t decide if he’s a rooster or a weasel?

This is evolution’s way of saying “don’t eat weird animals dude”

This fancy London hotel won't change me. #UKInfluencer

@StephenKing Imagine having a kid under 2 🤦🏼‍♂️🦈

I finally heard that Baby Shark song. I may never get it out of my head.

I like and respect @Morning_Joe, but I like this more:

@TfL another amazing day of service, thank you! Why doesn’t someone fly to New York City, see what real public transport is, and Implement in London?

@xoalexo Oiiiii pip pop then guv’nuh, bimble bee, off to All Bar One for 7 G+Ts then innit!

Nothing is more indicative of the differences between Paris and London than the fact that when the Metro is crowded, people step out of the carriage to let people out, but on the Tube people just stand there like assholes and make you push and squeeze in desperation

@xoalexo Fob off 😂

Does anyone else remember "strong and stable?" The Conservatives are so strong they can't even call an election and so stable they can't even go to Yorkshire without being told to fob off!

@JohnCornyn An impossible situation that happens virtually no where else

Tonight we are one with the entire Midland-Odessa community, especially the victims of this horrific tragedy. I want to thank law enforcement and first responders for their courage in an impossible situation.

@elonmusk Polar-izing!

Technically, alcohol is a solution

@xoalexo Okay but I just ordered a porn mag on deliveroo. You’re welcome!

My mom literally just told me she has gone back to using National Rail because "it's just easier" and I have never felt more adopted

@GeoffKruth Striped water 🔥

Today, in my home state

Things are hotting up (in a good way) in the Okanagan bit.ly/2YWeWC0

To the customer who accidentally got given a bottle of Chateau le Pin Pomerol 2001, which is £4500 on our menu, last night - hope you enjoyed your evening! To the member of staff who accidentally gave it away, chin up! One-off mistakes happen and we love you anyway 😉

@joefattorini Hanging out with Jordan Belfort?

Would anyone with information about how I broke my rib last night please get in touch