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@EliotJacobson Spelling is heard

@EliotJacobson What stocks can I buy that will leverage this newly available precipitate water? Obviously flood insurance companies are a bad investment, perhaps rescue boat manufacturers?

Breaking News! Code UFB!!! We're now at 17 months in a row for setting a new record high for the 36-month running average for global (60S-60N) Total Column Precipitable Water. In other words, the atmosphere is now holding more water vapor than ever before in recorded history.

@BohuslavskaKate Valid

ZELENSKYY: I want American people to understand: we are your allies in Europe. World has no distance anymore — when drones already strike thousands of kilometers. One, two, three years — drones will strike ten, twenty thousand kilometers. With reactive engines, they will be very cheap. There will be swarms of these drones. You can’t defend that by yourself. The world has to help countries defend themselves and push the aggressor back. That’s why, i think, Americans need us, and we need the United States.

@Polymarket Nobody gives AF what Israel wants?

JUST IN: Israel reportedly was not consulted on the terms of the ceasefire, and “wasn’t happy” when it was announced.

@NATO @UKNATO @RAnglians lol, 😂 Seeing a lot of action in Poland? Lulz 😆

🇬🇧 British soldiers in action in Poland 🇵🇱 Working alongside US, Croatian & Romanian forces in a NATO battlegroup, they carry out reconnaissance and joint training to strengthen collective defence in the eastern part of the Alliance 💪

@_JHokanson @PabloEscoburner Hear me out

Renderings of the proposed Jordan-Hare Stadium North End Zone Multipurpose Facility are up for approval at the next Auburn Board of Trustees meeting. Wow. AD John Cohen told me in February the project has a chance to be “unmatched in college football.” on3.com/teams/auburn-t…

@BeckettHits The first hint he might leave was when he called his coach a bitch

Auburn G Kaden Magwood has entered the transfer portal, per his IG

@_JHokanson NGL, looks legit

$300 mil? 👀

@MrMatthewTodd You should’ve told her.

Was speaking to someone at the bank today and she brought up the erratic weather. She said her garden plants don’t know what time of year it is. She said it’s scary. I didn’t ruin her day by telling her what scientists say is coming.

@MrMatthewTodd @vxylily Maybe if we call it Climate Godzilla people will care?

@vxylily We know.

In your opinion what is the biggest threat to humanity

@RickCabeza @UziCryptoo Not doing laundry? Not wiping your ass? No coffee? (Inconceivable!)

No excuses, and this is coming from a millennial who knows boomers tend to be out of touch and helped to further ruined the economy/culture, except when it comes to cooking. Lot of you fuckers suck at cooking, being creative, and sacrificing variety. I didn’t count things like salt and spices, but these things could still come under budget.

my boomer dad just tried to convince me that he could buy groceries for 4 for an entire month with $150 and i’d really like to see him try

@ResisttheMS 🔫

ELON MUSK: "If you use a gun emoji on X, Apple forces it to be a squirt gun. Then the X app turns it back into a 1911. Yes, you can actually have a 1911. We reverted Apple's change inside the app."

@JesseBWatters I’m fine with this.

🚨 HOLY SMOKES: MISSILES ARE RAINING DOWN TEL-AVIV… LESS THAN TWO HOURS AFTER THE CEASEFIRE AGREEMENT 🚨

@GlobalUpdates24 Nobody cares

🚨⚠️ BREAKING – ISRAEL SAYS IRAN HAS FIRED MISSILES AT IT JUST AFTER THE CEASEFIRE

Lest we forget, WE. ARE. STILL, GOING. TO. NEED. TO. SEE. THOSE. EPSTEIN. FILES.

@TheBritishIntel Falkland Islands will America’s soon

🚨 CHILE SIDES WITH ARGENTINA ON THE FALKLANDS Chile has officially declared its support for Argentina’s claim over the Falkland Islands. This came in a joint statement after a meeting between the two countries’ leaders. The Falklands are British territory - defended with British blood in 1982. Now more countries are openly testing us because they sense weakness in London. Britain must make it crystal clear: The Falklands are ours and will remain ours forever.

@sentdefender 🌮

According to a statement from U.S. President Donald J. Trump on his Truth Social app, following requests by key Pakistani decision-makers to extend the deadline for strikes on Iranian energy and power infrastructure, he has agreed to a two-week ceasefire, where he has agreed to “suspend the bombing and attack of Iran.” Per the president, this is two-sided ceasefire, but it remains to be seen whether or not Iran will hold up their side of the deal.

@ScottGreenfield 🌮

What will happen tonight? Option 1: Trump orders the bombing of civilian infrastructure and the military complies. Option 2: Trump orders the bombing of civilian infrastructure and the military refuses. Option 3: Trump chickens out. Option 4: Trump makes up lie about a deal.

@WhiteHouse 🌮

Iran's decades of terrorism won't continue under President Trump.

@AuburnMBB @PabloEscoburner Hell Yes!!! War Damn Eagle!

We up😈