Kaylee “Sambuca” Jones

@NotPatMcAfee44 wait this is genuinely so cool

🚨 150 followers special 🚨 Wrote all your names out because I like every single one of you. For some reason twitter only loaded 143 names but it says 150 followers… ✔️ = Verified ♡ = Fake/Bot account (this took a lot of time, hope you like it)

@PittScheelers I seen nickelback in concert and it was deadass so fun

My top 5 divorced dad rock songs: 1. Paralyzer - finger eleven 2. It’s not over - daughtry 3. Like a Stone - Audioslave 4. Black - Pearl Jam 5. Rockstar - nickleback HM: hemorrhage, iris, lips of an angel.

what should I dox at 150 followers

@LongJohn1962 it is basically the university of scranton but a lot worse 😭

@redflagride You right idk shit about Marywood

D3 school in every single conference I’d go to if I didn’t go to UCF (For the sickos) AMCC: Hilbert ASC: Concordia CAC: Penn State Harrisburg Centennial: Johns Hopkins CUN: Lehman CCIW: Wheaton CSAC: Marywood CCC: Salve Regina E8: St. John Fisher GSAC: UC Santa Cruz Continued…

@jodionthebv @ArbyThesis nurse asf

@ArbyThesis Are you checking your blood pressure and heart rate before taking your beta blocker

Doxing my medication list: -Focalin XR 20mg -Lexapro 20mg -Wellbutrin 150mg -Propranolol 40mg -Spironolactone 100mg

@neverlosebets I remember watching this play out at a sport bar in Erie, and it genuinely hit like crack

@JohnnieMcSpeaks one every year of college lol

@redflagride Sheesh how many exes are there Kaylee

The dopamine from your ex getting fat probably hits like crack. Don’t let that happen. Go to the gym

@PittScheelers crazy take when dirt cake and Jimmy Fallon is right there

the best ben and jerry’s flavor is cookies and cream

@mrobdoesitall ohh like we talked about going but then the convo fizzled out and then I got that text

@redflagride lol no!!! I meant like had you made plans to go golfing three weeks ago and then never communicated in between 🤣😭

I just got this text from a tinder man that i haven’t talked to in 3 weeks. Do I go 😭

@mrobdoesitall yes I know what a golf tee time is 😭 I do in fact golf

@redflagride Do you know what he's talking about??

@bielemaera no, sadly I am a 50 year old Indian man 😛

@redflagride Is that profile pic deadass you

@bielemaera literally 😭 no way in HELL I am letting a man from a dating app pick me up first date

@redflagride Tell him you’ll meet him there but for sure go

@JohnnieMcSpeaks I’ll send you in a blonde wig, he won’t notice a difference dw

@redflagride If you don’t I will

@Spankyspanki @bensongumballll @BonerHannah wait who said that?!?

@bensongumballll @BonerHannah @redflagride this could be us but you fucking hate me

Needed a checkup BAD. Dr boner is even more beautiful in the irlverse

@ethelhemsworth I think that is just Pittsburgh 😭 also the lights in Oakland on Forbes and Fifth are so long now, so it is genuinely impossible to drive/walk now

Who do I contact to get the light at fifth and Craig fixed. Every single day whether I’m coming from Craig or fifth I wait at ts for 3+ mins

dog sitting #dox

this and a sun cruiser 🙏🙏