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@redundant33

I’m disabled, a wife, mom to a teen. I’m a leftist, anxious, depressed Swiftie, and “mom funny” as per my spouse.

Cape Girardeau, MO Katılım Mayıs 2014
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@ kerrisue@redundant33·
As a fellow short and fat creature, I understand why Winnie the Pooh gave up on finding pants.
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Sweet Momissa
Sweet Momissa@sweetmomissa·
I made a couple of new friends out in the yard today.
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Emma Mitchell 💙
Emma Mitchell 💙@silverpebble·
I’ll be listing a collection of one-off jewellery pieces using these Victorian & Edwardian silver stamp holders, lockets & charms this Thursday eve at 8.30pm. Meanwhile there are 7 miniscule silver acorns & 1 tiny swallow in this photo-your brain will release dopamine when you find them…🌿:
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Pop Base
Pop Base@PopBase·
Snailor Swift wins the World Snail Racing Championship with a time of 3 minutes and 13 seconds.
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meghan
meghan@deloisivete·
me: I just want 2 minutes of privacy in the bathroom my kid: best I can do is a paleontology lecture
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Jason, ex Inferis
Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsred·
My most unc behavior is stealing your nose
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your other mom
your other mom@difficultpatty·
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always dreamed of checking out and bagging my own groceries.
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Trey
Trey@treydayway·
Told a guy about how we used to record music off the radio onto cassettes and he looked at me like I saw Lincoln get shot live
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Pop Crave
Pop Crave@PopCrave·
Leaves now appear when you Google ‘Heartstopper Forever.’
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One Awkward Mom
One Awkward Mom@oneawkwardmom·
You know what’s never given me explosive diarrhea? Diet Coke.
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poorly drawn cats
poorly drawn cats@poorlycatdraw·
this town ain’t tiny enough for the both of us
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Social Outcast
Social Outcast@SocialOutcast82·
Slothmaxxing...
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Merriam-Webster
Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster·
Please avoid all salads, including word.
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