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@TheRoyalSerf a black guy literally voices yoshi lmaooo

>The protagonist is male >There are no black people >There are no homosexuals >The main romance is heterosexual If your movie meets these standards it will be vilified by the media.

@Sweigart_Ian27 you dont bring yo phone n listen to music while out walking?

why the fuck would they bring that

@W9plus10 you stupid whats 9 + 10 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂#21

I might be stupid

@YoyleJello2763 @cslivr how the fuck is that ablesim nearly all fandoms are insufferable regardless of if theres autism or not

@cslivr Is it bad that I think a lot of the hate surrounding BFDI and other stuff with primarily autistic fandoms is just disguised ableism?

"white ppl school" "corniest school ever" why are we allergic to kids having fun :(

@dumbdogdisco @consequence

@consequence too late pop pop

Jack Black says he is "not crazy" about fans referring to him and Jack White together as "Jack Gray." "[It] makes sense, because if you combine black and white, it's gray. But I'm not crazy about that, because gray is -- it's kind of got a negative connotation. It's like, 'It's a gray area.' You don't really know what it is. I'd rather it was like Jack Silver or something, like Jack Zebra, Jack Stripes." (via @FallonTonight)

@lumiseal you were not a fucking baby seal why are you lying

fun fact (not really) we had moles in our yard when i was a baby seal so my grandma said “let’s go feed the moles peanut butter!”. i found out afterwards that it was, in fact, not just peanut butter and would not stop sobbing. when my mom found out she was PISSED

@boygrrI I remember feeling gassy at a friend's house in SF after another mutual friend's wedding in 17'. I was holding it in, you told me to excuse myself "honey badger shits when he wants" 🤣 I made the clutch move of taking a shit at 1am...

@krus_chiki holy fuck this might be one of the most retarded trends ive seen in a while and of course it comes from japan

“I put unsalted plain peanuts in an open cup of flat coke and it just tastes like peanuts in coke I don’t get it” <- some people are seriously saying this

@mattvanswol fucking dogshit music lmao im glad yall are losing yo shit 😭

Somewhere along the way we decided this wasn't worth saving. I want my country back.

@emwheezie did u put mustard on it

This is what sharpie on a tee shirt looks like after 10 years 😭

@berdyaboi am i having a stroke this cannot be a real thing april fools is over

they have to be salted peanuts and also you need to have worked a day in your life first

@a_westgate is there a gas leak in your house?

NEW: Florida teen kills s*x offender and dumps two suitcases stuffed with his remains "because he was a s*x offender ... and he wanted to kill him" Lucas Jones, 19, is facing multiple charges, including murder The remains of Colie Lee Daniel, 28, were found after officers responded to a report of an abandoned suitcase attracting vultures Jones’ girlfriend told detectives that he confessed to killing Daniel, saying, "I killed somebody and cut him up." She said Jones told her he targeted Daniel "because he was a s*x offender ... and he wanted to kill him." The girlfriend said she didn’t know how Jones and Daniel met, "but knows [Jones] had printed a list of nearby s*x offenders." According to the affidavit, Jones admitted killing Daniel with a baseball bat, dismembering the body, and placing the remains into suitcases and storage containers

@gustygardns She going about to Crashes out

@_asmodai @PietaPotato

@reginaldjwalker @PietaPotato You wouldn't guess it from my hair but I've moved in some rarified circles, and and speak with solid experience. Your sensibilities are as vulgar as they come. But you seem satisfied with that, so it's really none of my business. Good luck out there man. You're gonna need it.

why add the slur? i believe this is the original

@_asmodai @PietaPotato nah they actually dont, its a very very common word, just cuz you live in a sensitive little safe space bubble world doesnt mean everybody else does 😂

@reginaldjwalker @PietaPotato lotta people give a fuck. it's a word for classless losers, and you're free to mark yourself as such if you desire. ultimately I don't really care how bad you make yourself look. have a ball.

@_asmodai @PietaPotato dawg nobody actually gives a fuck😂 retard is a regular word n the people who bitch about it are insufferable

@PietaPotato people who chuck that word around are just churlish edgelords who wanna be edgy slur-users but are too cowardly to use a slur against anyone who can fight back

@PietaPotato mfs still tryna make retard a slur in 2026 jus give up 😂

@nothynggg @deathbian i caught that reference

@deathbian Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW.

wait what the fuck happened in spain and denmark

@CuriosityonX is that the shit that turns the frogs gay

Putting chemicals in a drop of water