marcus

last day of contract and I'm locked out of the building

@dannolan parody is dead

@registradus This is no joke one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life

Lmao

Penny Wong shocked to learn that some people actually have convictions and morals

@MAZ_DY 😱

Put my resignation in today at the job I have been at for the last EIGHTEEN YEARS

@pourablepete too late

should I go to end of financial year social club happy hour y/n

toadie leaving neighbours is the first small step in a string of events that will lead to australia becoming a total dystopia

@mattDCLXVI real?

acab includes anyone that works in HR. you're a corporate cop

@tanya_plibersek I also hate it when a political party is political

The Greens political party has voted to delay setting up the first national independent Environment Protection Agency in the Senate. They only know how to play politics.

I'm the guy who paints all the crappiest tools pink that women buy for some reason

going for a walk

how did I end up here

me

@unclehaver it's so good

I’m watching Ripley finally and there’s a really good cat in it. Look at this thing