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The Elitest Elitist
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The Elitest Elitist
@relatively_easy
I like apples. Tho' much is taken, much abides
Katılım Şubat 2021
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@rebeccarightnow You see, if you think they are secretly reptiles then them aging can be very confusing
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are you… are you serious. It’s been 20+ years and he has the genes he has. He looks exactly like all his family members going back several generations. This is how we all look in our 40s.
Truth Seeker@_TruthZone_
How is this possible????? 😳
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@MobyDickSpoiler Liberal arts education to win arguments about your esoteric area of academic interest against some cocky hobbyist is the future.
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STEMcels in shambles, majoring-in-what-you're-passionate-about-maxxing is in now
Kevin Xu@kevinxu
friend’s kid asked what they should major in college i almost cried what do you even say anymore
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What does it mean to be “involved with people that watched pornography” lol
Bryan Anderson@BryanRAnderson
Save yourself the time. In "interview," former NC Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson says he was obsessed with sex and pornography. "I watched pornography and was involved with people that watched pornography and that was absolutely true." That's the main thing. #ncpol
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@rebeccarightnow - Me when women tell me they're going to become actresses
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could not care less about this, sag away, girls
Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙@AlpacaAurelius
Been tellin ya'll Give the girls gravity
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This is without a doubt the best clip from Pierre Poilievre’s appearance on Joe Rogan:
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@fakedansavage Wait, I actually don't want to sleep with other people.
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A monogamous commitment means your partner doesn’t sleep with other people. It doesn’t mean they don’t want to. They do, and so do you. And if you go looking for evidence your partner wants to sleep with other people, you will find it.
Dilan Esper@dilanesper
This. It's hard enough for couples to be monogamous if "monogamy" is defined in terms of sex (and perhaps some very sex-adjacent things). But if you try to regulate every aspect of your partner's conduct that might imply some interest in another person, prepare to be alone.
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@OVTweetmarck Excellent tweet.
Surprising number of lawyers in my experience lose sight of the difference between legal advice and business advice.
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"Hey, you're an attorney, can you provide me guidance on how to operate my business that you have no experience in?"
...no?
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Talk to the boomers in your life. Mark Carney was walking on water for them after his BoC tenure. Then he went off to other big boy jobs while Pierre stayed the CPC attack dog.
Liberals were quick to anoint him for a reason. He had a very strong personal brand.
Tokyo Rosie@RosieRocks28
Poilievre is diplomatic here but the reality is that he would be PM right now if Trump wasn't president. Canadians went batshit over Trump and they saw refuge in the American hating Liberals. Carney won because Canadians went full retard. Nothing more.
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"Extremely strong emotional reactions to things that they actually don’t know much about."
Is a hilarious thing to say about other people in a post about the JRE
Karla Treadway | Host Sovereign Sphere Podcast@thesovereignceo
Just listened to Pierre’s interview with Joe Rogan. Anyone raging about this interview a) clearly didn’t listen to this friendly conversation of Jujitsu and love for Canadian cities and b) has also never listened to Joe Rogan in general. And unfortunately this seems to sum up most left leaning Canadians. Extremely strong emotional reactions to things that they actually don’t know much about.
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I like when comedians I've found annoying at first eventually win me over with their talent, like Joe List or Gianmarco Soresi.
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You do not want to play rec league basketball against the Enterprise Car Rental crew
Don Carlo 🇭🇹@Carlwinshigh
Where y’all think them D1 avg height players go after college???? They go to regular jobs lol
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@cbctom It's incredible how easy it is to simply say the things we admire about people and yet how rare it is that we do so.
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This is quite extraordinary. Former pros talking about physical & emotional pain, sharing admiration for each other’s character & doing it on live TV. Men unafraid to show their vulnerability.
Juliet Bawuah@julietbawuah
So many beautiful things happen on the CBS show. Thierry Henry's celebration of Micah is a perfect example. It reminds us all about how only fragile we are as humans, and how to keep the grin even when we don't have it all firgured out. Good stuff.
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@MobyDickSpoiler Who do people think Canadian Rogan listeners were voting for? Haha
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It is so funny that they blame Poilievre's loss on him not doing Rogan, they truly are the Kamala supporters of the right
Harrison Lowman@harrisonlowman
For those wondering how big the Rogan podcast is in Canada, given Poilievre’s upcoming appearance. It’s the most popular podcast in the country.
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@rebeccarightnow Just adding automated before problems is a good way to solve them
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@DKThomp The contract is so bad not even taking into account how bad the trade itself was haba
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I had no idea that the real-life Moneyball boy genius whom Jonah Hill's character was based on went on to become a key architect of the DeShaun Watson trade for the Cleveland Browns, which might be one of the worst roster moves in sports history
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@MaxEntropyy @disaster_sarah I've also received incredible service from ER for family members dealing with serious stuff, but there's still enough truth in the sketch to make it good satire
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This is not my family’s experience with hospitals in Ontario…
… but it is the reality with family medicine/general practitioners who refer everything and then pretend to interpret the specialist/clinical findings
… it is the family docs who are exploiting the billing system
Hospital departments (orthopaedic and emergency) have been responsive, timely and professional.
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@habibihashir There's a newly single co-founder on the market and you're deleting the app?
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Always hard to tell if a lawyer is stupid or if his client is paying him to say stupid things.
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@GoBlueHasbulla It's actually hard to be the 9th ranked player in the state of Indiana.
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People don’t realize how good at basketball you have to be to be a 3 star
Jordan Stocks@StockTalks21
What’s your excuse?
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