Robert Maiale

@KariLake @RubenGallego @bennyjohnson Hang it up, cum bucket.

I had the dubious honor of running against @RubenGallego — a true scumbag. I don’t say that lightly. Most candidates have a few skeletons. Gallego’s opposition file was a massive three-ring binder so heavy I couldn’t lift it. • He committed mortgage fraud on federal forms, using a veterans’ first-time homebuyer program to buy a million-dollar second home in D.C. • He changed his name to hide that his father was a convicted felon and Mexican cartel drug trafficker. • His own Democratic colleagues called him “the Troll” for creepily harassing women. • A 20-year-old Phoenix City Hall staffer filed a harassment complaint against him — then he got her fired. • He served his pregnant wife with divorce papers days before she gave birth, then tried to force her to pay his legal fees. And the cherry on top: his bromance with Eric Swalwell. The two jetted off on an $80,000+ Qatari-government-funded trip during COVID lockdowns, posing topless on camels while the rest of us were locked down and our kids were masked. They were inseparable. That’s why Ruben’s sudden attempts to separate himself from Swalwell look completely phony.

@ThmsHoward @MarkMeadows Yessah, missa Harlan, sir!

Patriot.

@MarkMeadows You spelled asshole wrong, Marky.

@RogerJStoneJr Oh no?? You got one etched on your back, asshole.

In the 50 years, I have spent in American politics. I have never met a more despicable dirtbag than Eric Swalwell.

@RealAnnMarie83 @RepBrandonGill You’re in a fucking cult. You will have to answer to your grandkids some day.

@RepBrandonGill I’d like to understand how and why illegal aliens are receiving our Social Security money. This was never intended to dole out to anyone who was lucky enough to jump the border fence undetected.

Your kid's classroom is full of illegal alien children who don't speak English - and you're subsidizing them at your hospital and your Social Security office too. We are done tolerating this.

@RepBrandonGill You’re a lying sack of shit!

@JDVance The “will be blown to hell” line gave Lindsay a little stiffy.

@RepJackKimble Now do the men.

Lindsey Graham has now been in politics 12,478 days without a single female staffer accusing him of sexual harrassment.

@RonDeSantis Hey boot boy, you are really an asshole!!

Why aren’t Dems calling for his resignation from Congress?

@JoJoFromJerz Yep

He’s out of his motherfucking mind.

@Leisure4Me @SeizeTheNae Golf I would go with Nance- Faldo

@SeizeTheNae Depends on the sport Pro Football: Summerall-Madden College FB: Jackson w/anybody Golf: Summerall-Venturi NBA: Albert w/ anybody Hockey: Gallivan w/anybody Baseball: Scully w/anybody

Who’s the greatest play-by-play voice of all time? A. Vin Scully B. Al Michaels C. Mike Breen D. Keith Jackson E. Chick Hearn F. Marv Albert G. Kevin Harlan H. Pat Summerall

@ScottforFlorida You’re Rick Scott first, always have been

@ScottforFlorida #MedicareFraudScott - you don't work for #PedoTrump, you work for the people of Florida. It doesn't matter what the fuck #PedoTrump wants. Have you found a way to commit #MedicareFraud while in the senate? #Scumbag #CommonCriminal #TrashHuman

@SenRickScott This you, scrotum face??

Hey TMZ. Yes, I’m at Disney with my grandkids. Should we be in DC? Yes! But I don't get to make that decision.

@SenRickScott Spending that Medicare money, Ricky-boy??

@AGPamBondi Also, For Sale: slightly used knee pads. No offers refused (as per the job description).

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.