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I regret to inform you that not only does god play dice with the universe, but he's also a weak left-hander.

@suchnerve 🫶❤️💕

I would rather risk being annoying than risk being insufficiently helpful, hence my not shutting tf up about ways to reduce how much you get hurt by the energy crisis

@poe_collector I've only started pc gaming this year. Before now it's been all consoles, and I did try keyboard + mouse on the Xbone, but I always thought it was bs that I still needed to have a controller connected to play games, when I could easily navigate all menus with just kbm.

All that gish, but no gallop? 😦

@thebajababe Ooh nice MF. Looking good 😊

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@suchwhisper ☹️

Thought I heard Bob Ross say, "roast beef," so I looked up, and he was painting trees. And I thought, "oh, he must have said "row of trees."

@Mriveraa4 @i7kxSnw en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ips… 😢😭

What is this?? #stwfortnite #fortnite #FortniteStw “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aenean euismod bibendum laoreet. Proin gravida dolor sit amet accusamus et viverra justo comit amet lacus accusam et viverra justo commodo

@i7kxSnw lol that's placeholder text. It's like where it says "Test Player Name" above your shield sometimes. It's not supposed to be displayed, but fortnite is broken T_T

@TernsCheese @i7kxSnw bro that's storm surge 😭

@i7kxSnw We will pull though my brother. Focus on the light at the end of the storm. 😔💔

10,000+ hours on Fortnite, years of grinding, and actually understanding the game… just for Epic to make braindead decisions like they don’t even play it. Ignoring dedicated players and wondering why the game is falling off. Embarrassing. Epic games ruined my life 😔

@poe_collector every time I see your display name, a little skit runs through my head that goes something like, "Is she cool?" "Yeah, she's cool. But..." "What? Is there a problem?" "No, not a problem. She is cool, it's just... well, she can be just a...

@MoonellaWruff @Au5la Not Fortnite trying to fist us again like it did with the Nitro fists 😭😭😭

@Au5la I think I'm gonna avoid br

the fists are such a fun item to use 😭

@suchnerve @babyknifespice That was beautiful. It almost moved me to tears. 🥹

@babyknifespice imagine you’re on a plane and they’re like “we need a doctor over here” and then they clarify “a doctorate in lesbian perversion” and suddenly your moment has arrived

this machine fucks lesbians

@FunFactsLulu Nice!

nice nice

@MorganLee 😭😭😭

I have fractures in both of my feet rn and they are throbbing while I lay awake

@suchnerve But her emailsssssss 😭

2026 version of the time I read the cursed phrase “Hillary Clinton clapped back”

Still caught between Scylla and Charybdis.

@suchnerve @babyknifespice

@babyknifespice I would go down on oomf until my nose left a dent in their pubes. In fact, I’ve done so already.

“would you give oomf your number” oomf literally just brought the most heavenly homemade cheesecake with strawberry compote to my work

@poe_collector can't speak for anyone else, but I enjoy them. ☺️

I know this might be shocking, but reading my tweets is completely optional.

Hey you know that feeling where you’re so frustrated that you’re on the verge of tears? That’s how I’m feeling trying to get everyone to understand that they really REALLY need to 😷, electrify, & get solar NOW, while we’re still in the Rising Tensions part of the history book.

@suchnerve @96fps 😤💯💯💯

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