croissant horns 🔞

guys it's thick cock Thursday

it's tea time 🍵

Only into that hardcore bottomless scene culture.

@waxmeadowmeow Why did I recognize exactly where this was from this blurry ass picture

buses look hungry as fuck when they start coming towards you

looks angry. probably because there's no one choking on it

I am pleading with the forces of the universe to convince Villeneuve to tackle yet another "unfilmable" sci-fi series.

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Hong Kong action movie fans be like: yeah it’s pretty mid but the fights and stunts are insane and the last 20 minutes is incredible

The 2 happiest days in a Aeron chair owners life are the day he buys it and the day he sells it

living in chicago during the st patricks day celebrations has given me a new appreciation for killing people

An essential day for straight people in Chicago to get a new pic for their Bumble profile

Just saw a dude almost get taken out by the Chicago wind because he was wearing these

i am demanding pets immediately

me gaming on any given weeknight

he’s lowkey like a labubu

@CS_entrancee6 interesting...

i think that when a dick is so big it reaches the belly button that is a most beautiful thing when i see images or videos of this nature i start going crazy and gnawing on the furniture

Sketchbox - Murdoc

move aside, shorts

Had a great time at Fuzzed at @Jackhammer_Chgo last night, needed that

Excuse me? Excuse me????

@v4mppuppyy the best way to start the day

eat it 💋