billiteracy
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billiteracy
@resentfulincel
Host of @TLC's What Not to Wear
Toronto, Ontario Katılım Mart 2026
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Remember other apps? 😂 It’s hard to even remember what they did since the dawn of X: The Everything App
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You're all doing Montréal wrong, I speak French and they speak back in French. I was born and raised in Toronto so it's not like I'm super fluent, it's really just basic effort tbh.
sauce@jimbobrays_
montreal is beautiful bc if you speak english they get annoyed and if you try to speak french they get annoyed and speak english back to you
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“This is my reaction as an invasive species to not having my dick sucked!!!”
🇵🇸 x-misso🫀in her hollanov era@lamiche_depain
how it feels to hear a "canada is woke" nonsense as a quebecoise muslim
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James Bond is largely a parody of spy films, but people didn’t understand that, so it bred its own parodies.
Janice@LibrarianPoster
One of the funniest things about Austin Powers is how he is exponentially less of a weird creep than Bond
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@johnsemley3000 (To be clear, he sometimes wears an Eichel jersey, and sometimes the 90s Buffalo head without a name, so if he’s got two jerseys he wears, I have to think he’s a real Sabres fan.)
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@johnsemley3000 There’s this Chinese guy who plays at two different rinks I play at in Scarborough and always wears a Sabres jersey and I really regret not talking to him about the game today.
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Frogs are uncivil freaks and we all have to suck their dicks when they lose in the first round.
Steve On Sens 🇨🇦@SteveOnSens
I hate the Habs so much but I simply cannot deny that the Bell Centre is as good as it gets
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As a white person, this feels pretty sick until I wanna watch the Raptors.
CERB Gotti@TheSlowBurn
Everytime the Raptors are in the playoffs I remember how much the bars in this town prioritize hockey over the home town team.
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Let’s all give our spirit bomb energy to the city of Buffalo!!!!
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billiteracy@resentfulincel
@trilogyhurst This was not meant to be shocking. Just my personal opinion. It should also be noted, I am not a concert person. Never been to one. Worked a venue once, supervisor said we could take turns going into the bowl and seeing Kanye, I just let the other guys go do it.
QME
I would not want to see any of these people.
Heisjayy 𝕏@Jayysein
You get the chance to see TWO of these icons perform one more time. Who's your pick?
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If you don’t think it was a great night, you should kill yourself.
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15 years ago right around this time I was watching The Kennedys with my grandmother and I saw on twitter that the President was going to make an announcement about national security, and I thought he was going to invade Libya. It ended up a great night.
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Being a leftist in Canada means *you* belong in a wood chipper.
Iylies@iyliess
being a leftist in canada means at least 3 times a week you have to explain to a mark carney voter that immigrants working at time hortons don't belong in a woodchipper
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One of the more Canadian things about me is wanting to tell this guy to fuck off.
Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyan
There's an irony that the American Pie films were teen sex comedies with a big young cast but arguably the two people whose careers benefitted the most out of it were Jim's Dad and Stiffler's Mom.
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@resentfulincel just happy to tweet bull shit
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When my grandfather died, I learned a lot about him, and none of these shows has ever had a character as complete and fulfilled as Sally Draper, and anyway; this is still such an amazing scene.
tones!@tonestirade
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Some faggot who was friends with known faggot asshole Andrew Ming is mad that civil society isn’t as rambunctious as a bunch of fucking frogs. Go figure.
Gerry Dee@gerrydee
I have been a Leafs fan my whole life. I will always be a Leafs fan and only a Leafs fan but man, the Montreal Canadiens have a vibe in that building that we need to have. Regular season and playoffs. Next level environment. For the whole game!!!
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@souljagoyteller @TheRigLib @SnakeThatStings Yeah, nine and a half years earlier he had said “nigger” while telling a screenwriter something a hypothetical racist cop would say. He didn’t remember this nine and a half years later, so it destroys the case!!
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Maturity is when you realize that it was good that OJ was found not guilty despite obviously committing the crime
💫Tribe 13X (4-2)🔻 💫@B00K0FTRIBE
Cultural osmosis has muddied The OJ trial to the point that people think he got off because he was rich and not because the defense used the LAPD’s corruption, incompetence around the case, and racism against them which created enough reasonable doubt to get him acquitted
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