Keenan.

i promise not to Bible thump you. Unless you thump my Bible.

@PalmyrPar Yes I will die please follow me into the vents I'm just a little rook and I won't claymore you one at a time

Average Outpost Rook run (except you die)

@powerbottomdad1 hell yeah and hey happy birthday mine is tomorrow

mom and baby healthy. made it home. it's my birthday. surrounded by family. i'm blessed fr.

@DaveSomething4 Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too

I'd buy that for a dollar

@classwar187 @dorr_mann @clarityysix lol no it's not

@dorr_mann @restless_Rev @clarityysix Yea it is absolutely hemorrhaging players

MARATHON IS A 11/10 GAME WHERE THE AVERAGE NON MARATHONER THINK ITS A 5/10 WE NEED TO FIX THAT NOW THIS GAME IS SO PEAK RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@dorr_mann @clarityysix so much nobody it has 10's of thousands of positive reviews but who cares about reviews when you can just be mad

@restless_Rev @clarityysix Who cares about reviews when no one is playing it. Losing 10’s of thousands of players week on week speaks way louder.

@dorr_mann @clarityysix Wild that bad devs somehow managed to make a game with very positive player reviews

@clarityysix Shitting on bad devs is honest work.

@PaulTassi @EkkaaaR you don't know what Sony actually demands or expects from this game, or what will happen if it falls short or for how long they will let it ride. why do you pretend otherwise?

@EkkaaaR I have some bad news

It was almost impossible for Cryo Chamber to spike the playercount meaningfully. If you have played enough to meet the requirements, especially 5K loadout a run, chances are you have already been playing a lot to this point. It's not like new people can show up to play

@PaulTassi Sometimes a thing is made without the purpose of broadening appeal but rather deepening it for the people already there. And that's ok.

Marathon es una obra de arte y pocos juegos consiguen o conseguirán estar a su altura hobbyconsolas.com/videojuegos/ma…

@PaulTassi @Forbes Obsessing about the numbers will not make the numbers go up. Making every design decision based on numbers will bend the game into something it doesn't want to be. Let it simmer. The numbers will come if people have fun and tell their friends. Lots of time to sand down the edges.

@PaulTassi @Forbes There are lots of goals in cryo that aren't the compiler and are plenty approachable. Just get some fat loot and get out a few times. A single vault in a weekend, maybe. You have months - maybe even longer, as the ai subroutines unlock in your codex and in theory shouldn't wipe.

Marathon’s Cryo Archive Is Where Cool Design Meets Cold Reality via @forbes forbes.com/sites/paultass…

I was not ready for Cryo Archive

Cryo Archives is the best map in gaming history.

@tszzl I mean what are the odds two media properties fw tau ceti in one week

@tszzl marathon is a banger.

project hail mary was unfortunately a middling adaptation of a good book. the script has the unfortunate affect of “language model populism” - where every single line has to be some sort of punched up comedic zinger yet still unremarkable. visuals were uninspired and trite and more or less identical to other space movies. everything good about the film comes from the wonderful world scaffolding of the book and the hard science fiction of it all that lets you suspend disbelief on the alien rocky the movie doesn’t really try to get into the xenolinguistic stuff even at the depth the book tries (someone called it “arrival for idiots” which unfortunately hit ) the thing that elevated the book is the commitment to a hard science fiction engineeringporn fiction at a level nobody else is able to write. the direction of the movie doesn’t really convey the same feeling successfully, and you’re left with flat characters, an alien that is more human than several humans i know, and a marvel populism gosling and the german woman are great as actors, but this movie will not be remembered in a year. it is disappointing to see people do so little with a quarter billion, insane acting talent, and incredible source IP

@politicalmath @Variety If they weren't allowed to say it we would be robbed of the opportunity to make fun of them for it.

What can be done about this? Nothing. I'm actually so fucking sick of it that I have intellectually flirted with loosening free-speech protections so that injured parties can go after these assholes in civil court Fuck those people. Fuck their indecency, fuck their lies, fuck their sneering insolence and their desire to destroy good things. Sure, they will go to hell when they die, but I want them to go to hell now. They are wretched, sniveling, snot-faced little shits and, while I know they have no real friends or genuine human connections, I still think they need to suffer more for the ugliness they constantly bring into the world. But then something like Afroman happens and I'm reminded that our free speech norms are the best in the world. America, fuck yeah.

1) This is a good community note and, while it technically is not in the spirit of community notes, I'm going to allow it 2) It's important to note that you cannot shame the liberal media monolith into acting like decent humans. They do not feel bad when they do evil things.

@kendrictonn The fruit is low-hanging because it is ripe

They're saying the addition of the heron to the koi pond is just going a little too far. "Don't you think you should turn it down?" they say. "It's a little stereotyped."

@SerPalazzo @Bricky i just wanna point out that if you actually know anything about the lore you know that dates and particular events are basically all in a quantum state in Marathon and they can settle on just about anything without violating what has already been set up. Just pick a timeline

@Bricky It's really not though. Complete bastardization of the IP and lore of the game itself. The trailer couldn't even get things like the dates the colony went missing right.

Dude how did Marathon get made in it's current iteration. That game is made for psychotic freaks and it's kinda crazy good? In this day and age? By THIS Bungie?

@kendrictonn That's for the pearl harbor comments

This one particularly offensive because I am literally immortalizing that very doorframe in art, and it repays me thus

Bonked my head viciously on 5'10" Japanese door frame incidents: 3 and counting

@j_fishback Bomb the teachers

Would you rather spend $200 billion to bomb Iran or…? A: give every teacher in America a $62,500 bonus B: provide downpayment assistance for 20 million young families C: build 1,300 rural hospitals