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@northernassist Morning AH, how’s it going? Any chance of telling me why a lot of the Northern logos have been covered in stickers with identical (and often smaller) Northern logos? Been trying to work it out all the way from Kent’s Bank station 🏝️ Thanks.

Good morning all, AH here to help 😊

@garycutlack @_mattbarney On my annual login to twitter to consume Gary’s #content. I’d also like another clue for dnb popmaster, please 🤔

@_mattbarney I forgot other people can still see this.

KEN BRUCE: I suppose we should be grateful, but these people love the wrong version of which drum and bass classic?

@stevekbridge @timoldland Never understood why that exists for motorbikes (limited power for some licenses) but not cars.

@timoldland They should have laws to limit engine size/acceleration power to certain licenses. Basic licence, basic vehicle. You want a 5.0 sports car? That’s cool, once you’ve passed an advanced driving test to prove you can handle them you get a new licence allowing you to.

Erm, what? No, it won’t. Not on road tyres. And if by some miracle it can do that, it absolutely fucking shouldn’t be able to be sold to Joe Bloggs Influencer Bellend Guy. How utterly ridiculous.

Some people asked when a suit or sport coat can be worn without a belt. So let's talk about it. 🧵

Quick reminder: everything from your beating heart to your most-liked-tweet to that humiliating thing you said at work... it's all just little bits of the universe reorganising. Eventually you'll be cosmic vapour floating silently through an infinite abyss. Have a great day now.

@scottjack79 @H_H_Gray It’s absolutely textbook isn’t it. Beautiful 🥲

@H_H_Gray I know this pic will be from Google but that is the best looking full English I’ve ever clapped my eyes on 😍

Hello , I’ve written another letter to @antanddec about the ongoing appalling abuse of animals on @ITV programme @imacelebrity . I’ve tried to be polite but my patience has run thin . If you agree with what it says please RT . #ImACeleb

The official list of woke things.

@WayneDavid81 The Covid enquiry’s taken quite the turn in its tone when questioning former Ministers.

We’re ready. #WorldBollardAssociation

Hi @ITVX. Any chance you could not use an image that gives away who wins the BTCC championship? It kinda spoils the last few races I haven’t watched yet. Thanks. Oh, and you also did this with a picture of the winner’s podium for the TT highlights this year 🤦‍♂️

Today I can share I'm challenging the PM on the legality of abandoning key Net Zero commitments I believe the timeline for the UK to meet Net Zero cannot be changed at will by the PM – I contend that he does not have the legal right The ball is in your court , Prime Minister

#AccidentalPartridge (?)

The sanctioned leader of the terrorist org Wagner was given permission to sue me in UK courts by the UK treasury for saying the thing he was sanctioned for, so maybe the laws that allow journalists in the UK to be targeted like that should be more of a free speech priority?

@mhdksafa @MalaakSafa Just rt’d - how utterly disgusting of @GymnasticsIre

HS2 now feels very much at the point where Kevin McCloud reappears to find the wife gone.

This is just the beginning. #WorldBollardAssociation

I've #justsponsored Wayne Singleton, who's fundraising for Brathay Trust on @JustGiving. Donate now justgiving.com/fundraising/so…