Murray Szymański

@Menkvi @jamiebalfour04

Horrible traffic accident caught on camera

@jackbern23 Thought it would be older what with Steve being ancient according to Joanne

What are Simpsons quotes that you’d say daily?

@Left_Dreamr @Toddly_Enough Greggs in the UK has some stores in poorer areas where the ship day old food to for people to buy

@Toddly_Enough I was working at a bakery and it's sickening how much perfectly good food gets trashed just because no one bought them at the end of the day I was only allowed to "save" 4 sweet croissants out of boxes full of them

Worked at GameStop, one day they "penny'd out" (set price to $0.01) these nice Tekken Fight Sticks. I was like, oh yo so can we take these home? My store manager laughed in my face and gave me a hammer, said "I'm going to check the garbage to see they've been destroyed tomorrow"

@UkuleleKev Respect

Wow.

@UkuleleKev You can fuck off

Hearing reports that Coventry City are interested in lining up Hearts supremo Lawrence Shankland as a replacement for Swedish international Viktor Gyökeres. #PUSB #CCFC #HeartsFC

@wrestlemepod Now to be fair there was a seating plan it's just that it was made using the same technology they used to film Wrestlemania 1

I'll say this for Britain - after buying tickets online for big wrestling shows in the US, Britain is very much not leading the way in ticket buying technology. Want to choose a seat? CAN'T. Like to see a map showing where the tickets you've been randomly allowed are? GET AWAY.

@GraceOnFootball Win-win for the Tories. Either we all forget about it and they win or everyone gets pissed off so they can say no one supports it anymore so shut the BBC down

We pay for them to do this.

@OllieH82 @jamiebalfour04

In the 007 documentary, Everything or Nothing, I love the section with Timothy Dalton talking about his approach to playing James Bond. Such a shame he only did two movies because he nailed it.

@jamiebalfour04 All the best Jamie Balfour to you too

@wrestlemepod Can't wait for the youtube video to be named something about "Mandy Rose nudes", get 8 million views and be primarily about Al Hayes

WrestleMeMas Day 5 & we're looking at the sensational career of Lord Alfred Hayes and the worrying decline of historical wrestling footage. Oh, and Mandy Rose's FanTime! Al Hayes vs Bobby Heenan (1980): youtube.com/watch?v=RvuoJ3… Hayes vs Guy Robin (1957): youtube.com/watch?v=opE7RI…

Mr Bobby's 30th birthday today so stay vigilant. That's the age that Bobby's become sexually mature

@FootballRamble Levein v Hogg is a underrated team mates fight youtu.be/TPCOORatnKE

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@snowboiiii Has the Spanish fly ever been good?

moves i never want to see again in my life: spanish fly canadian destroyer tope suicida where you just kinda push them slightly and land on your feet three amigos eddie pose trading counter sequence that last longer than 3 moves

@SimpsonsQOTD Look regular daddy it's Big Daddy

The new Secretary of State for Smurf Rights has arrived to give his first speech

@SamWhyte Never seen a GP using an air fryer #justsaying

That little gadget that slices a hardboiled egg? Totally absent in the NHS.

@FredSmith914 @sundownmotel Orgasm addict isn't in enough shows

@sundownmotel You should have to put in two other Buzzcocks songs before they let you license it

@jackbern23 I think you'll find that's if Boris fell over and his pants came down but this is a good second place