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@Andy MOANA!

What Disney movie is perfect for a 2 1/2 year old?

All I know is this is my mood on this #MondayMorning

@MikeMcKeeDrums Mike this is so amazing. You are a genius.

New Instagram scam is fun

Biden twist’s his ankle playing with his dog, his dog releases a statement. My heart soars

@ben_rosen My dad’s cousin wrote that jingle. I’ll ask!

they're mutant ninja turtles, why would you lead with their age

@ben_rosen This is fantastic. But the fact that anyone thinks this is legit is (pathetically) more fantastic. Nailed it Ben.

obama's new memoir is fascinating

😭❤️😭❤️

@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden Love you!!

We did it, @JoeBiden.

@MikeMcKeeDrums You did it mike!! Thank you!!!

COVFEFE!!!!

@ben_rosen Exactly

like many democrats i am a violent rioter who’s getting worn out by the go go life of a city criminal and looking to settle down by terrorizing the suburbs

@birbigs Even though I live in FL, I know it makes the most sense. I’ll start packing our things...

The best points I’ve seen made in the comments to this are: 1. It should be on an island to prevent spread from neighboring states. 2. It’s gotta to be a pretty big state because it’s a lot of people. 3. Leave Florida out of this. 4. A good state name is: “hoax-a-chusetts.”

@ben_rosen Thanks for always speaking the truth brother.

@Nosremetnarg Nope

Does anyone open emails from BandsInTown?

@CarolineMoss Unfortunately this was my experience pre-Covid (house didn’t have running water). Host wouldn’t help. Constant complaining to the company—in writing, on the phone, and tweets for two weeks—did the trick.

@djbaskin I just love this so much

Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂 twitter.com/Don_Favs/statu…

@nickheathsport All of these are fantastic. Thank you for doing God’s work!

Look A Bit Dodgy Solo #LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary

@JanetSKWatson Mine came home with 3 lbs!

Husband starts working from home tomorrow. He stopped at the market on the way home today, so he could pick up a few things to have in the house. Reader, he came home with 7lbs of Cadbury Mini Eggs.

@AirbnbHelp Thank you for resolving the issue @airbnb !

@rholljes Hey there, we're sorry to hear this, and we'd like to investigate further. Please DM us the following information for verification purposes: email address, phone number, and full name as it appears on your account. Also, please provide us the reservation code. We're standing by. twitter.com/messages/compo…

@DeltaRae twitter.com/theavclub/stat…

This week's #TOPTENTUESDAYS is a classic from 1980. "9 to 5" by @DollyParton. On Tuesdays we cover one of #CountryRadio's Top 10 songs 💖⏰💪