Commander Rarr

When you buy a book that teaches how to get away with fraud and it never arives.

@NuwatuhaProssy In this era if you can be a boyfriend you might aswell get a child

A man who doesn’t take care of you, who won’t even support the little things like your hair, pedicure, or manicure, is a man who doesn’t truly care. Sister, don’t settle for less.

@akido256 Jet -li style

I installed a camera in my man’s room to see if he’s cheating, you people the other girl had styles

@DailyMonitor Make sure he reads results when his seated

Ask the Counsellor: My husband wants a DNA test for our child. Should I agree? Response: bit.ly/3QqUnOa #MonitorUpdates

@tradermike1234 Either way you getting fucked

Expecting backtesting to make you a good trader is like expecting porn to make you good at sex

@roxie_ug This line... 😂

“I dated a broke man” meanwhile the man had more money than you and your dad. 😂

@Blessednice9 @BuweekulaPrody You only lose it once please 😂

@BuweekulaPrody Am a proud virgin.

A virgin won't find it disrespectful.

The best traders I know are completely obsessed with trading. It is basically all they can think about.

@kampalasfinest_ You cant tell me those lips have never sucked dick

Jesus Christ

@MindOfHeadking With 30+bodys

Women over 30 when they finally get proposed to.

@roxie_ug Naaaa liee bro wants a sugar mummy,no way a normal man will leave a 25yr old baddie for an old woman. 😂

This medic is looking for a lover ✍️

@kingmofasa2696 @bamwinejnr @Sammidaprince1 Full grown woman wants another adult to take care of her??

@bamwinejnr @Sammidaprince1 Because it's your responsibility to look after me

Most women in Uganda can’t afford to look after a man.

@crypto_birb Everybody knows how to give advice till its you behind the screen

Trading is the only profession in the world where you can get mental illness from watching screen alone

@Magezi_DavidW If you have to chase her it means shes running.!!!

Men

@MarthaMelanin Imagine taking a woman with a nose piercing and butterfly tattoos to see your elders?

Stupid of you who thinks that every girl who has got piercings or tattoos is always a bitch or sex worker?? Your mind is so low and dense infact 💯📌

@marriedmn 3billion + women all you need is one,the odds are too big to think every single woman in that profession is like that

There are some women if you marry them you will regret forever: 1. Nurses 2. Single mothers 3. Party girls 4. Girls with tattoos 5.Feminists 5. Horse girls 6. Lawyers Before you throw stone let me explain why…..

@NalukwagoJudith Everybody will feel it, if only kyagulanyi was president now singa we have even the cure for HIV

You give 37 billion of taxpayers money to people who are paid 35 million plus every month. At the same time you don’t want to pay medical interns, who only require 45 billion a year to treat the people who give you those same taxes you are squandering🤦🏻‍♂️ M7 Math is really interesting 👐🏽

@BBCWorld Wait when you hear whats happening here in Uganda

South African opposition figure Malema sentenced to five years in prison bbc.in/4tlMUie

@CrystoPanda Also notice its not the baddies getting married, its the 5/10s, 6/10s, men are sharp when picking wives.

Is it me alone or have you guys also realized that men are going for women with money, a career and come from a well off family nowadays😳.

@BellaBaddie__ Would send her a funny sticker, blue tick would seem like am hurt but am hiding it

Your ex gf texted you saying "I'm dating someone better than you" Reply as a nonchalant guy