Rick A.bot 🦁

@mollywidstrom Oh yeah my apologies I forgot to include that, you look great in them 😊!!

@rickabbo well they look good on me at least

i can’t get over how cool and weird these glasses are

@KimDotcom BUT🤔 who will be left to give the after-action report on the one Zoom channel still connected with Kristi Noem and to broadcast the State of the Un-Union with Kash Patel on FortNite, the only servers left after the humanity-killing, victorious, viciously beautiful AI.

Think about this scenario: Trump gets a stroke over Iran. JD Vance becomes President. Thiel, Karp & Musk take over. AGI kills humanity. Simulation over.

@hipearlrose great set tonight! 🎉💙

WHYYY has there not yet been an Octopus Teacher spinoff documentary called Mentor-Manatee

@daviss why are they all so fat

Federal government vehicles seen in Minneapolis with wrap that reads: "ICE" "Defend The Homeland" "Integrity Courage Endurance" "Police"

@NortonMpls See you at the feats of strength

Happy Festivus to all who celebrate

@willmenaker Come West for a visit, Will!

Was listening to Wisconsin public radio with Katherine today, first a delightful show where people called in with questions about dogs, then another call-in show where people asked a snow plow operator questions about black ice, plowing and inadequate deer carcass removal.

@hipearlrose @DaveSFoley whoa that was dave foley

@DaveSFoley thank you so much Dave Foley! happy holidays to you too

it is my birthday and if you are a man with spare funds I am accepting gifts via venmo so I can replace my lost earbud and get a stupid latte @ pearlrose on venny ;)

@hipearlrose Happy happy 🍰☕️

@AdamFriedland started from the bug and now we here

Honestly, feel like myself again

@AdamFriedland It’s cause you’re Cool Adam (for) now

saw a girl post her spotify wrapped with the caption "so accurate" like yeah it's literally data you stupid bitch

@bourscheid @OttoBunge Snip snap snip snap snip snap

@OttoBunge You have no idea the toll three vasectomies has on a man.

Never ask: A woman her age A man his salary The White House why the president is getting a secret medical procedure that makes him unable to do public appearances for the first three days of every month since September.

@MariaS875743802 @RayKump Ya I did Grok wrong. You’re doing the lord’s work keep moving on Grey Pope

@rickabbo @RayKump 🤣🤣🤣🤣you’re suppose start with a real image… unless you’re fucking with me. I’ve used up my free Grok weekly quota on the Grey Pope, I’ve gotta subscribe now. See how powerful he is 🤣

Engagement Farming: Respond with your favorite I don’t give a fuck I’m tryna convince my wife I make money at this.

@persianmama111 Even ur head?

shaved my whole body for this

Remember to acknowledge Stolen Land on Thanksgiving

What’s stopping you from coding like this ?

@CasinoDolphin @Juicewag maybe tab soda

@Juicewag You're aware it's tab right. Not tap. It has nothing to do with beer taps.

Last night I was at a bar and there was a very drunk old guy who passed me, tapped my shoulder, and said, “you’re ugly.” He came back a few minutes later and said, “sorry I did that man, you’re just really ugly and I had to say something.”