Karani Munene™

1/ Meet Dickie Bush. He wrote for 9 months with no results. Then, he tried writing on Twitter for 27 days. On the 28th day, a tweet thread about Balaji went viral. This skyrocketed his following and led to a copywriting gig.

@jothefu_1 @Rashousmane You said it!

@Rashousmane Just another phone in the wrong hands, he just wanted to record something

So twende morning run afternoon? Coz what is this?😳😳

@wofaase_ Tell me its AI.

You can only choose one 👀👀

@Ademba_47 Kenya sihami 🤣

Yes, we are ungovernable. If I were wantam song is out on all stream platforms 😂😂 #TukoKadi

@Route2FI Anchor was on another level.

Simpler days. I miss the yield haha.

@mwakawhat @Gakumo_Migwi Good stuff bro 👏

I tried a sub 20 for the first time and this is how it went

imagine you’re Travis Kalanick you built Uber from nothing into a $70 billion company and changed how every city on earth moves then in the worst three weeks of your life, family tragedies hit, and five of your investors hand you a letter demanding you resign so you step down the board replaces you, your successor and board sell off the self driving division you created, the thing you believed was Uber’s entire future gone $4 billion to Aurora the mainstream media tries to write your obituary: toxic culture, bad leadership, and a cautionary tale silicon valley moves on as they always do but you don’t you don’t really forget you go quiet, completely quiet you take $150 million and buy a ghost kitchen company called CloudKitchens you raise over a billion dollars, hit a $15 billion valuation, build a company with thousands of employees and nobody even knows the name eight years in stealth, employees aren’t even allowed to put your company on their LinkedIn then today you rename the company Atoms, and it’s not a kitchen company anymore it’s a robotics company 1. food 2. mining 3. transport your first move? acquiring Pronto the autonomous vehicle startup built by Anthony Levandowski, the same engineer you originally swooped away from Google to build Uber’s self driving program oh and he went on to deploy 100+ autonomous trucks for one of the largest materials companies on earth now he’s coming back to work with you and the reports say Uber itself the same company that pushed you out, is now backing you to go after self driving harder than Waymo the guy they removed is the guy they end up needing poetic justice your framework aka everything in civilization is mined or grown, manufactured and moved you call it the golden age your manifesto ends with three words: “I never left” eight years of silence then this but here’s what people keep getting wrong about your situation everyone wants to call it a comeback or a revenge story it’s neither you just went quiet and built for eight years while everyone who wrote you off had stopped paying attention that’s not revenge, that’s just what true builder obsession looks like most founders would’ve stayed bitter most would’ve written a book and done a podcast tour, most would’ve taken the $2.5 billion in shares and disappeared off to a beach or Epstein’s island you didn’t do any of that you just kept building and now the same people who pushed you out need you again so whether you love him or hate him the most dangerous person in any room is the one who goes quiet yet never stops building karma is real welcome back Travis

Here is Ngina Kenyatta with her husband Alex Mwai,, a couple whose aura doesn’t just command respect, it collects it like tax. The kind of calm, elegant, silent wealth vibe that makes you instinctively reduce your volume when they pass. You don’t greet them with top shota sign like the Sugoi diva, you greet them with posture. Ngina comes from wealth that needs no introduction. When both your grandfather and your father were presidents, family meetings don’t start with “How was your week?” They start with “When we were running the country…” ni mbaya 😭. Kenyatta's are fiiiiiiiilthy wealthy. According to the Pandora exposé, the numbers involved are so big you need a calculator, a prayer session & the IMF board to pronounce them properly. Then there’s Alex Mwai, son of old money. His father is the chairman of Karen Golf Club. Dear fellow Walala Hoii, you don’t become the chairman of a golf club in a leafy suburb because you once bought a Subaru,, Ooliskia wapi!!! You become chairman because your net worth has commas that intimidate accountants. You only lead billionaires when your account balance can fund a county somewhere in South-Rift. This is generational wealth meeting generational wealth. It’s not from grass to grace. It’s from grace to more grace. Even their problems probably wear suits & Balenciaga. Dear Wanjiku, let’s talk like grownups. You cannot set standards out there hoping a billionaire son rescue you from generation poverty. The rich marry the rich. These people don’t look for rescue missions, they look for mergers and acquisitions. For you to enter such a family, your father must also have a boardroom, not a cowshed where he measures milk with a kahuro. And to the men out here, respect in marriage is sweet, but poverty will humble you in 4K resolution. If you don’t have money, even your in-laws will look at you like you came to borrow salt and overstayed. Love is beautiful, but without money, just love Yehova Wanyonyi. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@alwaysmaybel @HoopsCrave Like two seconds.

@HoopsCrave For real? How long have they been together?

Lewis Hamilton has ended his relationship with Kim Kardashian: “Every conversation somehow turns into Kanye.”

@ClintonObonyo Hii drama inahitaji ketepa ndio msee ashikanishe.

sasa hawa

you could be brainrotting or learning claude code, agent skills, claude 101 etc for free from the anthropic team

Mnatoa pictures za marehemu hadi familia inashangaa alikua huko lini

Its not really hard to jam a phone signal. Just broadcast a lot of noise in all the bands from 760mhz-960mhz for 2G and 3G, 1740-1960mhz and 2050 to 2150 for 3G. We didn't even develop the technology. Kazi ya Gachau ni kufinya on and off.

Just realised I’ve never heard the story of the guy who has spent years telling ours Bravo @thepatwalls

@thepatwalls @HubSpot So proud of you Pat!

8 years ago, I started a side project inside of a tiny Starbucks. Today, Starter Story is being acquired by @HubSpot. Here’s how it happened.

@Tim_Denning Being Delusional is the only way out. Nice read Timbo

@KenyanSays Nice acting hehe

A Kenyan actress was hypnotized by a mentalist in Nairobi into believing that her idol, Lupita Nyong’o, had touched her face!

Ellen Degeneres is the real degenerate of our time. And it’s unfortunate that many people were carried away by her bogus show whose set-up was cloned to mimic the optics of the Epstein Island. These days she’s weak and frail because obviously since the scandal broke, she no longer has access to the “juice” which they extract from other humans to stay young. Mainstream (githeri) media outfit @NationMediaGrp was paid by the globalist pedophile cartel to ensure that Epstein soft-power was beamed to homes countrywide by airing this bogus talk show instead of promoting local content. Coincidentally, NMG is defending Uhuru Kenyatta vigorously against ties to these connections.

@ItsChanzu 😂😂

Idk why I thought this was Gunna 😂

@HonMosiria Nothing new here. We always knew. You guys should focus on other serious matters, like why does Westlands flood after a rain scare?

KILIMANI BROTHELS EXPOSED !! VIEWER DISCLAIMER!! 18 years and above! Not suitable for children under the age of 18! I want to bring to the attention of Nairobians, and Kenyans at large, that most of the massage signages you see in KILIMANI and other parts of the city especially those with graphics that suggest sexuality and only display a phone number are illegal and not licensed by the county government. These signages are usually put up at night. Most of these establishments are actually brothels operating illegal prostitution businesses. They normally run this business in Airbnbs within residential estates, making them very hard to recognize unless one is keen enough. I call upon people, especially men, to be very careful. In the process of engaging in these illegal activities, they are secretly recorded using hidden cameras, and the footage is later used to extort money, with threats of the videos being exposed. I am also appealing to married women to closely monitor their men, especially when they say they are visiting friends in Airbnbs. This is how many marriages break up through secrecy, deception, and involvement in illegal activities. No leader may have the courage to condemn these acts, but as the officer tasked with communication and citizen engagement, I believe this is the right time to expose this rot in society and protect our families and communities.