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@heshidicjudaism Her name is either Mulva or Dolores.

I have an evil problem which is that I’m going on a second date soon with a girl I had an awesome first date with but I literally can’t remember her name, we met on hinge and she has since unmatched me or deleted it and I just have her unsaved number in my phone WHAT TO DO

@waitbutwhy Ok how about instead of a red and blue button it's a gun. You don't pick it up and pull the trigger you don't die, if you do pick it up and pull the trigger you will die if less than 50% do the same. I'd love to see the results with different wordings.

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

@arrington youtube.com/watch?v=LEOnIp…

Something I've learned the hard way is that a 2x4 isn't actually 2 inches by 4 inches. It used to be, but not anymore because of course.

@georgesblind @theserfstv How many times does this have to be said "you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose" share.google/V0pg1xK1T6qeVD…

The new DHS secretary of the United States

@Mr_Husky1 You should have taken the $50 back and replaced it with a penny.

My husby and I went out to dinner last night, and the bill came out to $200. I left a $50 tip on the table, thinking that was pretty reasonable. But the waiter looked at it and flat-out refused to take it. ​He told us that if we weren’t willing to leave at least $85, we shouldn’t be eating out in the first place. ​I was honestly caught off guard. I felt embarrassed sitting there, like we’d done something wrong. We weren’t trying to be cheap or disrespectful — I genuinely thought $50 was a fair tip for that bill. Now I keep replaying the whole thing in my head, wondering if I misjudged it and questioning whether $50 really wasn’t enough.😱 By Angela mcnutt

@TheStingisBack youtu.be/17E7QYPRtLU?si…

Fire in the Sky (1993) deserves more love; it’s one of the smartest alien‑abduction movies ever made. Those final 15 minutes, with Travis treated like a lab rat, are pure nightmare fuel. This film stuck with me for years. If you’ve seen it, you'll know why. If not… watch it.

@ima_jerry15016 Meh do the family tree from Dark lol.

TARGARYAN FAMILY TREE

@Firstscreamto We agree! youtu.be/JmNK__WNyJ8?si…

Be sure to add Sean Byrne's THE LOVED ONES (2009) to your Valentine's Day viewing list. Although not strictly a "Valentine's Day" movie, who cares - it fits, and it's amazing. Oh, and you can read my interview with Robin McLeavy (Lola Stone) here: amazon.com/Screams-New-Mi…

@IUser59753 @justbyte_ @abdoulllmuhd youtube.com/watch?v=ir3bBl…

@justbyte_ @abdoulllmuhd The mummy returns

A whole packed action movie for your weekend🔥🎬

@Gioivana2 youtube.com/watch?v=ir3bBl…

Patricia Velásquez plays as Anck-su-namun in 'The Mummy' (1999) and 'The Mummy Returns' (2001).

@Matt_Pinner Well my first (and still) email since 1996 is @(my domain name)

If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @ hotmail, or @ msn… you have seniority on the internet.

@qikipedia No Mr Show references yet? youtu.be/mRntutn8udw?si…

In 2018, Heinz brought out a condiment that was a mix of mayonnaise and ketchup, called ‘Mayochup’. The Grand Chief of a First Nations council pointed out that in their Cree language the name means ‘shit-face’.

@Math_files Should we tackle the Sleeping Beauty problem next?

@GLabsPlus @Math_files I love this is just like the Monty Hall problem will people will argue with you even after explaining the logic or running simulations showing it's the correct answer. Probability calculations are such a subtle thing!

Mathematician here to explain. There's 27 equally likely cases: Tuesday boy followed by a girl for each of the 7 days. A girl for each of the 7 days followed by Tuesday boy. Tuesday boy followed by a boy for each of the 6 non-Tueaday days. A boy for each of the 6 non-Tuesday day followed by Tuesday boy. Tuesday boy followed by another Tuesday boy. 7+7+6+6+1=27 Of all those cases, 14 include a girl. 14/27 = 0.5185 = 51.85%

@azirapapapal @cowboymulder And in the pilot episode 6 months before it happened lol.

@cowboymulder idk but i know the lone gunmen were the first ones to say that bush did it

what do u guys think mulder and scully’s reactions were to 9/11

@evilduck92 @FinanceLancelot Well if you think space is great for cooling boy have I got something to tell you about radiative vs convective/conductive heat transfer.

@FinanceLancelot It's not free. You still have to build out the infrastructure and that is a challenge in a remote frozen place. It's a bit more accessible than the space for the moment but I think space is going to win out.

Greenland has limitless free thermal energy and the temperatures make cooling data centers total free for most of the year. Once you know, you know.

@The_Astral_ This is one my favorites scenes from anything ever!Also free will doesn't exist regardless of the universe being deterministic or not.If the universe were random it's not like you're picking the events either! Free will isn't a logically coherent concept. Free Will by Sam Harris

Wild scene in ‘DEVS’ where they use a quantum supercomputer to see back in time a billion years and then one second into the future. 👀 This show asks the question: if reality is fully deterministic, do we actually have free will at all?

@screentime Contrast this with David Lynch who brought back the actor that played Jacques Renault even those the character was dead just so he could get health insurance.

‘STRANGER THINGS’ star Jennifer Marshall says final season role would’ve got her health insurance after having cancer “I had cancer, I get it. But I was in remission during the shooting of season five. Shooting would have helped me obtain my health insurance through the union”

@filmbitten 500 Movies in 500 Days #oncinema #greggturkington #film #movie #worldr... youtube.com/shorts/eenjIco… via @YouTube

people will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day

@pitdesi There's nothing I hate more than waiting for the check so I always ask for it as soon as the food comes out.

If you ask for a bill 5 times in 30 mins and don’t get it you should be able to walk out without paying