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Rick Roberts

@rickcooluncle

Loving uncle. Harley Davidson rider. Hotel room cuck chair designer, NOT enjoyer.

Katılım Eylül 2024
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Rick Roberts
Rick Roberts@rickcooluncle·
@FoxNews Imagine being this dude. Just trying to go to college and looksmaxing. And your dad decides to start a war and he eats babies
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Fox News@FoxNews·
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Barron Trump, the son of President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump, turns 20 today.
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Rick Roberts@rickcooluncle·
Nothing brings me more pain than going to the local MB at four and seeing no high schoolers working there and only middle aged foreigners. Oh and all the announcements over the PA system have been in Spanish.
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Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
As US troops deploy to the Middle East. As gas prices spike. As 92,000 jobs vanish in a single month. As scores of children die in elementary schools. As acid rain falls over Tehran. As Switzerland breaks 200 years of neutrality to call it a war crime. As Iran announces a new Supreme Leader. As the Epstein files stay buried. Donald Trump is playing golf. At his own resort. With his billionaire friends. This is the man who said he’d lower your cost of living on day one.
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Rick Roberts@rickcooluncle·
@ASDylanJohnson We send a goddamn plane to Israel and we don’t win the Super Bowl?! Cmon Bibi after everything this organization has done for you!?
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Dylan Johnson@ASDylanJohnson·
👀 Americans boarding one of the many State Department charter flights leaving the Middle East to the U.S. This plane landed safely this morning in Washington.
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Rick Roberts@rickcooluncle·
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just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card. we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag. aura farming effortlessly. then sports get brought up, she says it “i watch baseball” my ears PERKED up i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team” she said “i’m a giants fan” and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number but i am not a normal person my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the rotation” she looked confused i kept going “mahle and houser? are you fucking kidding me? houser gave up 2 in 3 innings and i’m supposed to watch him for the next 2 years? instead of gallen or imai? i’d usually say i’d rather let the young arms throw but don’t even get me started on birdy and whis” she laughed nervously and said “what” and i said “don’t even get me started on luis arraez” she said “what” and i said “so do you even follow the team” she said “I literally have a luis matos jersey.” the vibe was GONE just vanished. nuked. just like matt chapman’s bat with runners in scoring position. her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back. i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this team had anything but the worst offseason ever my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked just like your ex what happened” i said “she”s a casual” he said “so?” SO??? i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind could’ve had her number she could’ve been the mother of my children COULD’VE. but now at least she knows i know ball and honestly that’s worth more

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Rick Roberts@rickcooluncle·
@IDF Yes we must defend the state of Baal!
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