DE Riise
45 posts
I’m starting to have a really hard time believing that the entire world isn’t just screwing with me. I feel like I’m on the Truman Show. South Park has nothing on this.
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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & young woman entered.
She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her, The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition’.
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, ‘You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words’.
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket, & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said… ‘Paint my house’.😂😂
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@Mayaasinger @168views Your entire body is soooo
Beautiful..
Yummy..!
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@JDVanceNewsX Yes...O-Bummer probably took millions from climate change pirates..!
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🚨BREAKING: Barack Obama’s annual salary as President: $400,000.
His net worth before office: $1.5 MILLION.
His net worth now: $135 MILLION.
Should DOGE take a closer look?
YES or NO?
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So many scams stealing your hard-earned taxpayer money!
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
STACEY ABRAMS SCAM UNCOVERED BY DOGE?! .@DOGE found $2 BILLION in taxpayer dollars designated for a fledgling nonprofit called "Power Forward Communities," which had close ties to Democrat Stacey Abrams. Power Forward Communities was only a few months old with just $100 in the bank when it received the $2 billion grant in 2024. On their website, they listed partnerships with two other nonprofits, both founded by Stacey Abrams. Abrams also serves as senior counsel for Rewiring America, an organization that leads a coalition of groups including Power Forward Communities.
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What is happening to USAID will cost untold lives around the world, devastate America's standing, and massively empower China and other countries. There's no excusing it - it's a shameful, stupid, self-own without excuse and a harbinger of even worse to come.
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@LindaCarsey1 @JDVanceNewsX Sorry Linda, you are obviously still suffering from Trump derangement
Syndrome..!
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@JDVanceNewsX No, I don't trust anybody who belongs in prison. He is a liar, con-artist, thief, and he doesn't care about anybody but himself....💙💙💙💙
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🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump confirms he is prepared to declare a national emergency and use the military assets to reverse the Biden invasion.
Do you support this?
A. YES
B. NO
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Undisputed fact: I love @SeanHannity and @ainsleyearhardt ! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@JakeRei66866779 @patriottakes Well, the saying goes ..it takes a shit bag to know a shit bag..??
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@patriottakes It's very clear that Melania doesn't want to sit next to her shit-bag husband.
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Don Jr brought his new girlfriend, Bettina Anderson, to the Trump family Christmas Dinner at Mar-a-Lago.
It’s unclear who is sitting next to Bettina.
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@patriottakes Poor Kimberly. Shunted aside for a younger, slimmer model.
Like father, like son.
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@NavyCaptRet63XX @patriottakes you are a conspicuous Trump hater, and loser..no shock you don't understand !
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@patriottakes I really don’t care where any of these grifters are going or what they’re doing anytime of the year. I don’t know why people have such an obsession with them or anything about them.
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@FichtnerRoberta @patriottakes Nobody wants your Trump hating opinion..!
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@patriottakes What a depressing looking dining room. Looks like a funeral home.
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President Biden signed 50 bills into law on Christmas Eve, including Paris Hilton's bill to protect teenagers living in residential treatment facilities and a bill preventing members of Congress from collecting pensions if convicted of certain crimes. cbsn.ws/4gHbraQ
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@JDVanceNewsX Resignations...?
Wonderful..!
Good bye SLACKERS..!!!
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🚨BREAKING: Federal Employees are reportedly complaining that Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy may require them to come into office 5 days a week, which could lead to mass resignations.
What's your reaction?
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@mldavis7673 So sorry for your loss..
My wife is in hospital now...don't know how long she will survive..?
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Kamala Harris at work to get the Astronomer and Astrologer vote. Good job!
Trump War Room@TrumpWarRoom
KAMALA: "I talked with somebody once who said, 'You know, if you just look at where the stars are in the sky, don't look at 'em as just random things. If you just look at 'em as points, look at the constellation — what does it show you?'" 🥴
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