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@SelfDefenseDIY Best “knack” hold. Dear God that’s truly heartless.

Top 4 best self defense technique for everyone.

Happy 1st April!

@Amelia558rs Persephone

Vintage old lady name for this DOG please

@sharrond62 Serious post, but I can’t get the second word typo. Sorry.

I’ve personality never had the threats of violence & verbal abuse from any group ever like I have had from trans activists. There’s also no consequences for their vile rhetoric. No other group could behave this way with zero ramifications. Simply modern misogyny

@Rainmaker1973 Vampyr

Can anyone explain what this is used for?

@Parisianaes1 Fermes Auberges

Name something France does better than any other country.

@RichardAyoade Why is cabbage?

I’m about to interview Bob Mortimer. Does anyone have anything they’d like to ask him?

@haveigotnews Freezes their assets.

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@rockyhorroruk @TrafalgarEnt @BGETheatre ✏️

During Planet Schmanet Janet, Frank-N-Furter tells Janet that she is “as sensual as a...” what?

A chemist in crisis. Busy chemist desperately in need of TLC from its owners. @JardinesUK , can you spruce this place up and give a lift to your FTEs and locums? @prof_standards @JardinesUK

@Hassellbladder @klara_sjo I agree with is just sick. And sad.

@klara_sjo This is incredibly sad, not a topic for ridicule, sorry.

Fellas?

@LauraGinn1983 Let’s start with LOSE weight, rather than loose weight. Sorry #T1D, #spellingtwat

Meanwhile…over on Instagram, inhave just been called a “Karen” for correcting a page for their mistake at saying “if your body resembles this, you’re on your way to developing diabetes” and you should loose weight, eat a healthy diet etc, etc Where is the education? 😡😡

Just in case anyone forgot? The video of Ava-Rose to remind you all why #ClosedLoop will be offered to ALL children with #T1Diabetes A whole generation with the promise of minimal to no complications Isn’t that fabulous? 🥰 #gbdoc 💙

@Rainmaker1973 Give it to the dog. If they eat it (unlikely, even they have taste!!), it’ll clean the plaque off their teeth.

What’s your first thought when you see this steak?

@Rainmaker1973 Intergalactic spazztwanglers.

What do you call these?

@eurogamer Could you please stop sending me 2 versions of the same email? Every communication I get from you is x2. I’d add a bad pun, but it’s Sunday night, so forgive me! 🙂

@daraobriain @Speechmatics - see what you can do with this!!

This will be long remembered, not just as sporting greatness but as the worst piece of AI subtitling in history.

Can you help @Cowboybike ?

@Cowboybike Trying to get your support, rather unsuccessfully today. Please can you help me buy one of your bikes?!?

@derekreilly @volvocars @nevoireland What’s the French for dolphin?