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I’m sorry is there genuinely a part of Chicago called “boystown” or is this some elaborate bit

One reason the Millennial Supremacy movement is important is because we possess the context to remember what the alternative to "omg bowl slop lol" actually is, which is just a bunch of stuff that was ass and generic while also not being cheaper, while also being super unhealthy.

Millennials love patting themselves on the back for the great accomplishments of Eating, Drinking and Consuming Media

Wouldn't have happened because it was a total pipe dream. Even if secession had been successful, the Confederates wouldn't have had the capacity to successfully invade & occupy Mexico, the Caribbean, and much of Central & South America.

Do/would you eat pigeon?

i've always thought the original telegram was very underutilized, you could've had a basic version of global digital banking in the early 1900s

i've always thought the original telegram was very underutilized, you could've had a basic version of global digital banking in the early 1900s

Take the million, because it would be too annoying to get in arguments every day with the entity who offered you the bet about whether a push-up counted as real or not.

Fucking my fish head Asian wife right in her perfect microbiome pussy

On today’s episode of “guess that neighborhood”

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

every american municipality should have a flag that goes as hard as lincoln, nebraska's