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@rickygervais I've just watched Derek all the way through for the first time... absolutely amazing... pretty sure Duran Duran would have been bigger had that actually been the band...also strong cuddling had me creasing up.

@rickygervais @AndrewGold_ok Above Jesus tho....

@AndrewGold_ok Yeah. Bit annoying. Winston Churchill hasn't done much recently and God has been resting on his laurels for about 6,000 years.

Room for improvement @rickygervais

@bbcquestiontime Normal waffle bullshit they all say

“The country has never been so divided and that is heartbreaking” The Green Party’s Rachel Millward says it is our “collective responsibility” to heal political divides in the UK, but the “great divide” is the “economic difficulty” caused by wealth inequality #bbcqt

@zarahussain999 Bye

We wake up to Reform dominating British politics. As Muslims, we should be very worried about the future of Britain. We have a few years until the general election. A Reform government and Farage as PM are very depressing.

@humphriezz I enjoy being called a racist

If you voted reform UK yesterday can you explain the reason for giving them your vote? Not looking to argue I’m just really curious

@Luv_Xcuses Crying

Be brutally honest, what's one thing Americans are simply better at than the rest of the world??

@RedWavePress Thats because you're a nearsited retard

Bill Maher on Artemis II: “I don’t mean to be the wet blanket on the moon, but I just don’t get it. Everybody’s like, if we’re on the moon, we can get to Mars. I don’t want to go there either. There’s nothing out there except other rocks. Let’s fix the sh*tshow here on Earth.”

@jk_rowling Agreed same goes for leggings on larger women

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.

@Ian_Austin_ happy birthday mate xx

@JonathanPieNews They should only get paid when their work is done like self employed

MPs to get a 5% pay rise to almost 100k. Hear me out on this one. I'd happily double it on condition that being an MP is your ONLY source of income. That might get rid of a few of the grifters and incentivise them to actually serve their constituants rather than themselves.

@rickygervais Fuck it! Why not!

Competition time. Make a Dutch Barn advert using this photo and your skills and imagination. You win fuck all by the way. Cheers.

@onedrive hi do you have a customer care team on here?

@RotherDC Needs to be weekly most ppl put recycling in black bin as green bin full after a week if you recycle properly

Residents across Rother are being asked for their views on the district’s waste and recycling collections service provided by the Councils contractor. A satisfaction survey is being carried out on behalf of Biffa Municipal Ltd. For more info, visit: ow.ly/eQe950Xf0fe

@netflix this new layout is awful... how can i change it back?

@jk_rowling Keep it to yourself.... thats rich

I understand, I simply disagree. I find it highly offensive when women are told they must pretend some men are the same as they are, that their right to tell the truth about sex must be set aside in favour of affirming men’s fantasies about themselves. Reality is not negotiable.

@bigarms4me @DiscussingFilm Sometimes your comments are painful

@DiscussingFilm this could be drastic tho... like yeah we should award stunts it's incredible what they do but this could also mean people trying to do the most dangerous thing possible and they might end up awarding it to people who may never do stunts again

The Oscars will finally introduce a Best Stunts category. It will begin in 2027 for the 100th Oscars.

@footballtweet World cup

What is the name of this game? 🤔

@ErdmuteD Lol you are thick... where there's one there's always another

I really find it hard to compute that this once great country is begrudging a couple of tickets for a pop concert for teenagers,given to the Chancellor, & her daughter.Labour is being held to the meanest scrutiny possible,by all the Tory Redtops,& pundits.

@ThomasSowell Dickhead

Rosie O'Donnell: "I question why the first time in American history a President has won every swing state…and his largest donor is a man who owns and runs the internet."