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i lack the erudition to describe it but i keep seeing this type of prose in Contemporary Pop Literature and i find it a "turn-off." gestures toward poignancy; as if the author already imagines the mawkish Instagram posts their text can turn into. no wonder LLMs write like it.

it’s as shrimple as that

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

Mopple from ‘THE SHEEP DETECTIVES’ visits the Criterion Closet

big things happening on r/ambien

Just revoked my internship offer for this. Once in a lifetime opportunity

too broke for tomodachi life so i’m playing roblodachi life

“it’s rude to be on your phone at a restaurant” i know i’m so sorry i just remembered tortoises and needed to google about them really quick. it couldn’t wait unfortunately. age, size, etc.

sober people LOVE to say how annoying a conversation with a drunk person is But like…. holy fuck have you ever tried talking to sober ppl when you’re drunk??

Jacking off drunk feels like an underwater mario level

To save time I generally just read the first word and last word of a novel and extrapolate what happened in between

salt and vinegar vape

Happy Saturday This is the most important tweet ever made

Typed “my chud life” and it autocorrected to “my chic life”

I’m a pretty thoughtful person. For example right now I’m thinking What if my name was Jason

upstairs neighbor came home while me and the door to door verizon guy were on the stoop trying on each others glasses

in your twenties you're going to experience a sudden shift in your parents behavior to be more kind and supportive towards you that for some unknown reason couldn't have come earlier despite their past behavior contributing to your deeply troubling mental issues they disregarded

i wanna smoke with them