Rishi Shah

when you log into the console and you're in the wrong region

@WhiteHouse Bro chose mickeys d

LOVIN' IT! President Trump receives the first ever DoorDash delivery to the Oval Office highlighting No Tax on Tips, which helps millions keep the money they earn. 🍔🇺🇸

@Casey @modretro Zionist buys over-built retro console from a company that makes child-killing drones that has a pedophile-adjacent CEO? Nah, I'm good.

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Tired of pretending like coffee and a pastry isn’t the most ideal and nutrient dense breakfast out there

@SecDuffy @FAANews Bro if my flights air traffic controller is a Fortnite pro I am not getting on that fucking plane. What the hell is cranking 90s got to do with with my southwest flight

🚨👀 Watch this… YOU can be the future of air traffic control It’s not a GAME, its a CAREER Applications open April 17th at Midnight @FAANews

RDS Multi-AZ is not the same as RDS read replicas, which is not the same as Aurora replicas, which is not the same as Aurora Global, and the difference matters most when you are already in an incident.

@Ashhleyyyya Ever had an apple juice after a long day in the sun

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

Sorry accidentally touched my yubikey

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

@aravpatel_ 1 viral tweet away. I believe bro

@rishispuffs10 yea fair enough. I'm trying to organically grow my following so trying the different ways. Maybe just gotta keep being consistent and something will eventually pop off. We shall see

How are people growing on X I’m trying to - post consistently - being a reply guy (😅) - posting insightful things - few shitposts here and there - occasionally posting value Doesn’t seem to be working for me though… What else I gotta do to grow more?

@bryan_johnson i'm sure she's beautiful king but i recommend closing your eyes or thinking about car crashes or something. that spike needs lengthening

@doctorbattle why do women never write like this about men?

@sfchronicle Imagine how fucking sad and fragile you have to be to need a business to put up a little graphic for you, or you freak out.

@sfchronicle Philz went from the goat to the worst

Philz Coffee, a San Francisco-born coffee chain, will remove Pride flags from all of its locations, the company said Wednesday, after an online petition criticizing the move spread rapidly on social media. sfchronicle.com/food/restauran…

I chose lane 2 a few years ago. Joined a run club. Completely fell in love with running. It gave me the best version of my life. Then I met a girl at run club on a random Wednesday night. Wasn’t looking for anything. Moved in together 10 months later. Best part of my life came from a Wednesday night run I almost skipped. I picked lane 2. Lane 1 found me anyway.

16 days and 4,000 kilometers later we crossed China. We ate like people in China, smoked like people in China, and spoke like absolute idiots never before seen in China. This trip was harder than last years. Getting sick, navigating the magical 207, and failing to say the word hotel every night all the while referring to myself as “p*ssy burger” took its toll I’m lucky to be able to do this cat line with Michael. It’s not easy to find someone you can spend everyday and every night without some tensions brewing- but I could hangout with that dude everyday until I die and never get sick of him. A big thank you to my crew who are the only reason anyone was able to follow our journey and turn the hours of chaos into an actual series. Editors, translators, producers, fixers, assistants, designers, a dude named Li, and many more people are the reason tip2tip exists. A special thanks to Cam, Dan, Alicia, Dave, Lucky, and Zhang Wei who followed us in an RV for 16 days <3 Finally, shoutout everyone in China the people there were unforgettably nice to two white colored foreigners riding motorcycles across China 🇨🇳😄✊