riskyraichu
269 posts


Reporter: "To what extent are Americans' financial situations motivating you to make a deal?" President Trump: "Not even a little bit…I don't think about Americans' financial situations."


i just need a sip of the forbidden coca cola

Filling up my truck and not complaining about gas prices because I trust my president



Ninguém se importa

What exactly does this store sell?




Trump: "For the first time in more than 50 years, we now have reverse migration. A beautiful thing actually."


its so cool how you can just do this

It’s clear that AI will wind up funding universal income. Let’s make that happen ASAP.



83-year-old purple-haired Democrat Rosa DeLauro: “If I were the head of HHS, I would, by God, say, ‘Don’t take raw milk. It is dangerous to your health!”


Netanyahu: ➖"Naziler Yahudilerden nazikçe gitmelerini mi istedi? 'Lütfen gidin mi?' dediler... Bunu yapan var mı? 'Çıkın da içeri girelim mi?' dediler, tabii ki hayır." Bu konuşmasıyla kendisinin de Nazi olduğunu kendi ağzıyla itiraf etmiş oldu.


“I am pleased to announce that TODAY my Administration officially filed the presentation and plans to the highly respected Commission of Fine Arts for what will be the GREATEST and MOST BEAUTIFUL Triumphal Arch, anywhere in the World. This will be a wonderful addition to the Washington D.C. area for all Americans to enjoy for many decades to come!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP







