Ritchie Carr

Why are people coming out or bat for MPs getting on the piss at work? They've got serious decisions to make. They're not exactly idle firemen sat about the station all day with little else to do.

Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this every time they see a map of the Strait of Hormuz.

@dannykhader @mamboitaliano__ 🤣

@mamboitaliano__ Chorley FM "Coming in your ears"

British singer Sheila Diamond’s rendition of “Free From Desire”, performed at the Eastward Club in Chorley (Lancashire), is taking the internet by storm Pure boomer masterclass 😎

@0hour1 Everyone in the United States would be living in wigwams if it were not for the UK

This is the equivalent of Caligula making his horse a senator.

Conspiracy theorists right now 🥂

I can do a flip. Not a big deal. #INSTACARTPARTNERS

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

Which Mexican country is your favourite?

Im voting for you James for this reason #Traitors

Ben Affleck says his Armageddon DVD commentary might be the best work of his career 😂

All AI should be made to say "Bidi bidi bidi" before giving any answer, to remind people it's a machine generated response.

@Treanor08 @fesshole 😂

@fesshole @ritchiecarr sounds like if you order the poo key off wish

I took a teaspoon from the office on holiday to Thailand before returning it to the drawer. I bet its teaspoon mates don't believe where it was for two weeks.

Why does she look like something off the Bayeux Tapestry

#RickyHatton 😆

Say what you want about Canelo. One thing that isn t up for debate is his chin. He got beat off bivol. But bivol would literally knock out any fucker other than fury usyk and parker. Love Crawford but He Doesn't win rounds. He cant hurt him And he will get walked down .

@Yeah_Bwrackie @CountMoriarty 😂

@CountMoriarty @ritchiecarr

Behold! White dogshit! In 2025! What can this mean?

Mother fuckers

Surprise visitor at the Vatican.