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@tinyot13 @itssamanthaaaa_ i also had a metal one hit me directly in the eye, but somehow didn't have your bad luck, it just hurt like crazy and i jumped around like a maniac

@itssamanthaaaa_ One of those things unhooked into my face and detached my retina so. You did alright

a painful story where no context is required

@treesposting god i love some sun through the trees

a typo on my first post back, insane. anyhow, have trees.

@treckly @TheGreenberg @austin_rief @datarade They did the local operating fee because the city is trying to give the drivers reasonable wages and doordash etc. dont want that, so they impose the fee on the customer and blame the city.

@TheGreenberg @austin_rief @datarade Tax you wouldn't avoid if you got it yourself. WTF is a "local operating fee"?

$30 in fees just to get delivery in NYC. That feels unsustainable.

@Prolemasses people in the replies slow as fuck

@gendekaphul @Vuojolahti @podiatristdon yep that's exactly why all these blue check bots are kissing its ass

@Vuojolahti @podiatristdon least obvious elon alt

Never deleting this app

@prem_thakker @SenatorCantwell resign motherfucker.

If you're American, consider this series of events — Wednesday: We ask Republicans if they knew how many Americans have been killed in Palestine and Lebanon. None did. Thursday: Republicans & Democrats smile alongside Netanyahu. Friday: Israeli settlers kill another American.

@krystalball @CoryBooker so strange how all the blue check bots show up for posts like this isn't it

We see you @CoryBooker. We see you and your bipartisan colleagues smiling for a photo-op with a genocidal monster and we will not forget.

@DodgyAnon @NastrondScourge I love these confidently idiotic posts so much

@NastrondScourge Siri, what are the Appalachian mountains

Dude

@the_transit_guy all the bots responding in the comments lol what a world

Me when all the replies are truly bots. How do we have anti train bots?!

China is working on trains fast enough to get someone from Chicago to NYC in 3 hours, a trip that currently takes 20 hours by Amtrak, and I'm supposed to believe nobody wants fast trains in the USA?

@ChadNotChud Usain Bolt with ease.

“Who would win in a ‘eat 1 hot dog, then run 100 meters’, Joey Chestnut or Usain Bolt?” is yet another incredibly easy call that is causing a lot of discourse. Chestnut is coming out of that hotdog portion with like a 20 second lead at least, Usain Bolt gets smoked.

@DidSocrates @esjesjesj Yeah, there was only one copy and he deleted it, that's totally what happened.

@esjesjesj Biden admin deleted it.

If Trump isn’t on the Epstein list why doesn’t he just release it

@HFlashmanVCKCB @addyvision imagine not being anti-american lol fucking idiot

@ColeCxle @EASPORTS @EA not even exciting because it's EA

Bring the Madness. Let’s run it back. #CBB #ItsInTheGame

@khamenei_ir I'll pull on your beard if you ever turn the internet off again, you old cocksucker.

The Zionist regime must know that attacking the Islamic Republic of Iran will result in a heavy cost for them.

@megynkelly said all your neighbors

Thank God we left NYC.

@ClayTravis He's right

Good luck, New York City!