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Tucker Carlson is back at the desk

Happy mothers day ! mama centipedes curl around their babies to protect them

Três pessoas da minha família diagnosticadas com esquizofrenia, agora tá todo mundo se olhando assim nas reuniões familiares p saber quem é o próximo:

@pun_certainty Excuse me where is the rest

oh, worm? 🪱 #projecthailmary

oh god this princess hair??? i love it so much RUN IT BACK!!

I don’t blame Hannibal for trying to cut open his skull its just his kind of cuteness aggression

@phi1odendron Johnny eyebrows

my dad came home and said "come look at this weird bug ive never seen one like it before" yeah me too bro. what is that

@emkenobi He wasn’t capable :( maybe he did he could he have felt better :((((

This man suffered so much more than Anakin and still never chose the dark side.

How it feels reading my own fics and having a great time bc my target audience is ME

Just saw this and it felt too accurate

@scrungeonmaster Women who like women also do this with the same technique an result but opposite impact

fagging it up around women to put them at ease feels like casting a bardic cantrip

don’t flirt with me unless you know how to lift the curse

@pianellipodium I have deveststed the half man tag since before it was made official

when ur scrolling thru a certain tag with ur fav ship and realize you’ve genuinely read every fic under there

@lostvmn In fact it’s imperative that you do. You cannot allow travel to limit your consumption of knowledge when you have the tools at your disposal to prevent it

@lostvmn Yes

is it socially acceptable to download ao3 fics and read them on the plane

The auto translate has really opened a new world for me

@ToastyDumpster Language is limited but cringe is omnipresent ❤️

@tinyot13 social fumbles are a universal language 🤝

probablemente le tomó tiempo llevarse bien con Adrian... #phm #projecthailmary