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@d0nutsquad That must have been so scary! right after I got hit I was just curled over bc it hurt so much but desperately trying to open my eye to make sure it wasn’t fucked up in the socket.

@tinyot13 My dad had a big one snap and go right through his eyelid securing a load on a trailer just a few months back. Luckily it basically perfectly missed his eyeball, but he thought for sure he just lost his eye while he was sitting on the side of a road in the middle of nowhere.

a painful story where no context is required

James Lovelock in 2010: Humans are too stupid to prevent climate change James Lovelock in 1967: ...

Goddamnit

@riverofsuttree My doc thinks I may have been predisposed to weakness there but he also said the number of patients he’s had actually lose their eyes to these things is insane

@tinyot13 @itssamanthaaaa_ i also had a metal one hit me directly in the eye, but somehow didn't have your bad luck, it just hurt like crazy and i jumped around like a maniac

@cprkrk @itssamanthaaaa_ Oh shit! I can’t imagine that happening to a 3 year old. I was a little older than you are now when it happened to me, but I lucked out, kept most of my vision with a buckle surgery

@tinyot13 @itssamanthaaaa_ wait no way same. blind in my right eye since i was 3. 26 now

@mtpugh Great work dude

Today is my birthday. I’m 69 years old. I’ve been celebrating all weekend with two of my sisters and their husbands in Tennessee. I was born three months early, weighing 3 pounds 6 ounces (1530 grams). I was 14.5 inches (36.83 cm). No one thought I would live this long but I did!

just saying a bisexual insecure vampire journalist who is still trying to hold onto his humanity and a confident very secure centuries old vampire singer sounds like a great duo and sounds like the duo of all time…….

@Dozy_Doats @itssamanthaaaa_ nah you should just be louder! Nobody should be using these things those j hooks are dangerous as hell

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@pukingprince He’s critiquing their technique

lbf and eric making out sloppy w assad watching

@SillyGoofer44 @baja__blasted__ @Yasu_EKJC @lesbiarmand This explanation is such a relief honestly I didn’t wan to have to put a dirty old man down 😔

@baja__blasted__ @tinyot13 @Yasu_EKJC @lesbiarmand Yeah it was that or her BARE skin

Ok

@JuniaG_MVP Ok so what’s the answer if u don’t vape

Hm I wonder if there’s like, a pocket-sized device that can leave an otherwise imperceptible film on shelves and walls for the dust to cling to

me when the guy i FUCKING HATE that i tricked into STAYING WITH ME for SEVEN DECADES says he wants a DIVORCE

Back when men were MEN. Now everyone is gay and woke 🌈🚫👎

@Yasu_EKJC @lesbiarmand saw another angle of the pic and it doesn’t look good! Lowest arm on the whole bunch! Old man better watch his step

@tinyot13 @lesbiarmand Came here to say this too lmao