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@DeItaone Musk - "We have to increase Starship production!!" Engineer - "But we still don't know if they work!" Musk - "It doesn't matter. We just need to get the lemmings all excited so they by my stock!"

ELON MUSK SAYS STARSHIP PRODUCTION PIPELINE IS FULL AND WILL COMPLETE ROUGHLY 10 MORE SHIPS AND ABOUT HALF THAT NUMBER OF BOOSTERS THIS YEAR - X POST

@M44_1RJ True. But none of them will be Teslas.

🚨 BREAKING🚨 Elon Musk gives an UPDATE on Tesla ( $TSLA) Autonomous mobility known as Robotaxi and reiterate the future of abundance, a universal high not low income and he sees 90% of all distance driven will be driven by an AI in self -driving car autonomously in ..............10 years!! Here you go folks - 10 years ..2035

@Tslachan Can be three or three thousand. None actually work. Quantity doe not substitute for quality or, at a fundamental level, functionality.

🔥 Tesla's Three Cybercabs Were Seen In Ocala, Florida, Carrying Carriers. $TSLA

@C_S_Skeptic He needs the money desperately.

IPOs done out of desperation should be avoided at all costs.

@FredLambert Is the dummkopf talking about nuking Iran?

Trump said the quiet part out loud: American oil companies are printing money, and that's more important than the financial pressure the war is putting on your family.

@C_S_Skeptic to say nothing of their satellites falling out of the sky at far higher than expected rates. Then again that keeps SpaceX busy.

Keep telling you. Starlink is NOT nearly as successful as fools think it is. Bait and switch pricing after having to give the equipment away in the first place to get the subscription is definition of a filling business model.

@StockSavvyShay Optimus for free? That's way overpriced.

Piper Sandler says $TSLA investors are effectively getting Optimus “for free” at $400/share. Their updated model says Tesla’s 17 existing product lines already justify roughly today’s stock price which excludes the humanoid robot business entirely.

@herbertong @TeslaLarry "unsupervised Robotaxis are actually coming" - someone tell Waymo quick!!

🚨 A successful SpaceX IPO could become the biggest catalyst for $TSLA stock this year 👀 @TeslaLarry says Tesla may not need a fully scaled Robotaxi network for the stock to move higher, investors may just need to realize unsupervised Robotaxis are actually coming. A SpaceX IPO could also shift attention back to the bigger “Muskonomy” story and how Tesla + SpaceX may be more connected than most people think. 🚀

@gnoble79 @MichaelKantro Optimus and AI have, at this point in time, negative net worth. And Musk's projections are smoke.

Analytical malpractice on full display. This analyst should be fired. Autos and energy are worth at most $50 per share. $TSLA @MichaelKantro

@DougKass Mr. Bone Spurs in action. Sure.

unhinged...

@TheTranscript_ He just "read the response". Can he read?

Totally unacceptable offer:

@FredLambert 4680's got nothing on the other odorous deficiency. The one with four-letter monikers.

I strongly believe that 4680 is a significant factor in Tesla losing its lead in EVs. Not entirely, but it hasn't helped. Other automakers are benefiting more from using the latest cells from established manufacturers.

@BradMunchen BS. It takes more than money to build a sub-nanometer fab. It takes people with incredible skills. And it takes more than a sub-nanometer fab to deliver leading-edge GPUs. It takes an army of front end, aka logic, designers and another army of back end, aka physical, designers.

They'll now have to give 50% allocation to retail investors. $TSLA

@daltonbrewer They're gonna need a lot of front-wheel covers. And drivers!

Tesla is beginning to deploy many Cybercabs The haters have no clue what’s coming $TSLA

@SawyerMerritt Can do do anything other than walk around and line-up like a post-dystopian android army?

Figure says they are now manufacturing 55 humanoid robots per week, and that they can now build up to one per hour. I guess this means they are doing roughly one 8 hour shift per day 7 days a week, or maybe 12 hours 5 days a week?

@SawyerMerritt Why aren't the humanoids doing the building?

@KevinMelnuk He does want to acquire $TSLA and so wants the price to go down. $TSLA stock holders, the fab-bois be damned. But the reason he wants to acquire $TSLA is that the crimes on $TSLA's balance sheet - accumulated over the years - can be whitewashed with SPACEX IPO money.

Elon wants $TSLA value to go as low as possible so he and SpaceX acquire it and he gets his control. 4D chess as many say.

@C_S_Skeptic That may well be. But that's not why he's doing this. He's doing this to highlight SpaceX's fictional growth path - to gain some credibility in the eyes of the suckers bidding on his IPO. His Hail Mary.

Musk is the greediest asshole on the planet. Full stop.

@munster_gene $TSLA 50k Robotaxi rides? Maybe so. But everyone of them with a, uh, 'safety' driver behind the wheel.

$GOOG Waymo, now over 500k rides a week, more than doubling year over year. Growth has been consistently doubling off of higher numbers. I estimate $TSLA Robotaxi around 50k rides per week, and still in a great position to catch Waymo over the next few years. The crazy part is that self driving ride sharing is still only 1.5% of total ride sharing miles.

@BradMunchen or he buys the Texas regulators. 25 cents cheap! What, me worry?

$TSLA bulls who are excited about Tesla's driverless robotaxis in Texas are oblivious to this new AV law, enforceable from May 28th: any robotaxi has to have an ADS that's Level 4 or 5. Either Musk self-certifies FSD as L4, or the clown show in Texas ends. Same in other states.