Russell McEntyre

You shouldn’t be reading this. We don’t hang around here anymore.

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@JohnOfMars great, but wouldn’t be in the _first three_

If you were asked to show someone who had never seen a Jackie Chan movie before THREE Jackie Chan movies, which three films would you choose?

I hope all who celebrate have a lovely Christmas, and that the lovelier it is, the more we’d remember how many are cold, hungry, homeless, or alone this season, those in whom Jesus, whose birth we mark, commanded us to see himself

Getting rich makes you dumber. that’s science. But if I had a billion dollars I wouldn’t be such a little bitch

It really feels like fraud is the vibe of the year 2022

what the actual fuck twitter.com/WillJarrettDat…

the American healthcare system lost any right to be run for profit years ago. single payer health insurance isn’t far enough, all of this needs to be nationalized, everything needs to be taken from people like this without compensation and by force

Me and my twitter friends looking for a new place to hang out

My self-driving Tesla crosses four lanes of freeway traffic in an attempt to jackknife an oncoming subaru. In the final seconds of my life, I’m filling out a captcha to try and regain control of the vehicle, but I don’t know which squares in the grid are “woke”

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

This is the Twitter account Elon Musk should be worried most about losing. theverge.com/2022/11/21/234… via @Verge

it’s more ableist to make a thread this long than it is to make food for your neighbors twitter.com/lawfulspice/st…

If only we had taxed the rich maybe none of this would have happened