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@adgirlMM Highway to hell, Cornyn.

Hi John Cornyn, If you lose tonight, please demand a hand recount. We know it's Texas, but as a reminder, your opponent was instrumental in trying to cheat 2020. ps. if you lose tonight, please consider renaming your "Trump Highway" to the "Release the Files Highway." 🇺🇸

@NotHoodlum Bus? Several buses? Several semi trucks

Just answer the question sir

Russia announces that it will systematically bomb Kyiv, including diplomatic missions. Trump & the US do not even protest. Trump is the greatest coward the US has ever had as president.

No one rapes a Texas child and gets this kind of royal treatment. If my House Judiciary Committee has to subpoena Ken Paxton himself to explain this — be assured that we will do so. We deserve answers. And this is not going away.

@Babywwir 20

7 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

Announcing: The Golden Pretzel award, to the Trump supporter who best twists himself into a pretzel as he tries, over the next few days, to defend Trump's misbegotten and failed Iran war. 🥨🥨🥨

@Janabw81 Most are still widely used.

What are some idioms or phrases that you don’t hear anymore but would like to bring back? Mine: Shit or get off the pot! 🤔😜🤭

Laura Loomer is now calling Ashley St. Clair "Cashley St. Clair" which is funny because it reinforces the fact that Ashley says Elon Musk tried to pay her $40 million to shut her up about him messing with our voting machines and fixed the election for Trump

I don't want to understand people who support Trump. I just want them to stay away from me.

@TheTNHoller @Timodc @brotherjones_ @BulwarkOnline I guess Thomas Massie is due as well.

“You’ve been targeted by the government unfairly. I think you should apply.” @Timodc encourages @brotherjones_ to apply for Trump’s “weaponization” slush fund - since he was actually targeted, unlike the insurrectionists who will get paid for actual crimes. (H/T @BulwarkOnline)

@KyivIndependent Now do the Lubyanka.

⚡️Ukraine strikes Russian FSB headquarters in occupied Kherson Oblast, killing and injuring nearly 100 troops. The strike also destroyed a Pantsir-S1 air defense system valued at up to $20 million, Zelensky said. kyivindependent.com/ukraine-strike…

@johnrockshomes You are a common criminal. Go directly to jail, do not pass the maga hat.

I am a J6er. I protested a stolen election. Walked right past the police through an open door, and the police let me in. My father's step son turned me into the FBI. My house was raided. They branded me a traitor, and insurrectionist, slapped me on a terrorist watchlist. I plead guilty to illegal picketing, a Class B petty offense misdemeanor with the same sentencing guidelines as walking your dog off leash on a National Park . They swore no prison time. They lied. Judge Hogan sentenced me to 30 days for “not being remorseful enough” and three years’ probation to tie me up through elections. An unconstitutional "split" sentence. My Judge, Judge Hogan called J6 worse than the war of 1812. All I did was chant "Stop the Steal!" inside the Capitol and wear the wrong Tshirt. God Bless the J6ers!

“Stand Back and Stand By” is now “Stand By for a Wire Transfer.”

@Cumuluscoffee After the brewing process, what microwave setting are recommended to heat the coffee?

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@hugolowell @WIRED Cassidy and Cornyn would have to endure looking in the mirror and seeing a hypocrite.

New: White House is about to confront the ramifications of Trump endorsing Ken Paxton in the Texas senate race — 1) Whether GOP has to spend more to beat Talarico and 2) whether Cornyn now starts tanking Trump’s priorities with Cassidy @WIRED wired.com/story/after-ke…

Vance: ​"There's been no President who's done more to ensure that Ukraine survived invasion of Russia than Trump. As he said, 'Obama gave them sheets, I gave them Javelins,' and those Javelins ensured that Ukraine still has its territorial sovereignty." This is simply a lie. It was 360 Javelins. They mattered, they helped, but they are not the reason Ukraine survived or kept its sovereignty. Ukraine survived because millions of us have been fighting and sacrificing for more than four years, against all odds and expectations. Our defenders are the main reason Ukraine survives. Military and financial assistance from all countries, including the United States, does play a role, and we very much appreciate it. But Trump is not the president who provided it.

@PhillyGenx @HolmesJosh Oh, the agenda of a con man?

@HolmesJosh How is it any different now? They block Trump's recess appointments, and refuse to pass his agenda.

Stating the obvious, the Senate GOP is going to be pretty ungovernable for the next couple months. Unenviable task for White House office of legislative affairs.

@vitale1776 @HolmesJosh This agenda you reference is burning our country to the ground.

@HolmesJosh Why because the entrenched leadership is being ripped out by the voters for literally doing nothing to codify the Trump agenda for the last year and a half. When do they read the room and understand we are not asking for their permission we are telling them to get it done!

The Trump slush fund is a clear cut impeachable offense. #nt=0000016a-0e43-dffa-a76b-3f6bfa3f0002-showMedia-liI0promoMedium-contentFooter" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">latimes.com/opinion/story/…