Rob Carney-Lawther 🚇

@MrsSueCarney @currys @currys my parents are pensioners and you’re not helping whatsoever. There have been tears over this. Please sort asap!

@currys Worst customer service I’ve known in over 75 years. Bought a fridge/freezer advertised as suitable for garage, manufacturer says it isn’t, contacted Curry’s on 16th January then 19th, 22nd, 27th via live chat each time promised a reply in 72 hours, nothing, disgraceful.

I’m hiring. Looking for a graphic designer to come and join us at TfL Check out this job at Transport for London: linkedin.com/jobs/view/4187…

The question is @elisjames and @nomadicrevery: 'What would Ian Chappell have done?' news.sky.com/story/amp/engl…

@bushontheradio Jet Skis on a Moat. Subbuteo.

Can’t wait for Jon @nomadicrevery and Eli @elisjames live at Sheffield City Hall today.

The Gruffalo? Peekaboo Love? That’s not my hedgehog? No, I’ll have this thanks @mrjamesob

@absoluteradio mirrors. How do they actually work?

@absoluteradio my dad said 'OK Doogle' instead of Google when I told him how to turn the smart speaker off.

@absoluteradio Nipple burn. Made millionaire's shortbread at the weekend. Melting chocolate and bowl got stuck in pan when lifting it out. Pan fell on to hob and boiling water splashed up and (through my t-shirt) burned my nipple.

@GWRHelp Hi - was supposed to be travelling Flitwick - Bath this morning but had to cancel due to flooding. Can I use my ticket for entire journey tomorrow?

Only putting the badge and no team name on scoreboard isn’t very accessible @SkySports. And not that inclusive for those who are just getting into football.

@MikeHarrisGolf Congrats on a great shift! Good luck for what’s next!

Obviously it wouldn't be a genuine Mike Harris tweet without an error in it 🤦‍♂️ Fairly significant one... we ended up going with this blue version of the cover.

My last issue editing @GolfMonthly is out today. Definitely my favourite cover of my 221 issues! Inspired by 48hrs in LA with @adidasUK The people I met & the vibe I felt changed my outlook on golf & indeed life. Golf is in an exciting place right now. A true sport for all

@nomadicrevery Who illustrated Fagsy? Looks great

@bushontheradio Phil Tufnell and Matt Dawson in the height of their QofS days.

At the airport on the way to Ibiza last night producer Nick spotted QPR's Albert Adomah - please reply to this with famous people you've spotted at an airport.

@nomadicrevery B pickle isn’t gluten free. My MiL is celiac and can’t eat it.

Look at a few photos. Swipe around a bit. Ooooh. FaceTime someone. Open a massive Word doc. Play a boxing game. Pop it on a chair to look at. Move it to cupboard.

@mikejjennings I would disagree. Luton have gone from non-league to Prem - amazing achievement

Love your work but what a stupid opinion. Pretty sure you wouldn’t say the same if your club went up.

Brian Stein. Mark Stein: Steve Foster. Mick Harford. Andy Dibble. You etched yourselves onto my youth and now @LutonTown are Premier League. I can’t believe it @Mickharford

What an achievement and what dedication @PellyRuddock