Sort-Of-Mad Max

@GuntherEagleman "Jeez, I thought they made a great decision, and nobody asked ME my opinion!"

No one cares, literally no one.

The IRGC is beginning to understand what the Ghalibaf clique understood three weeks ago

@DumbFxckFinder I don't even know you and I hate you now. 🤪

Gavin Newsom proves he’s a real man

@wokal_distance This guy's mug has been popping up on my feed, and every time I see him I can't help but think somewhere a mad scientist wonders where the hell his creation went...

Watching leftists discover conservatives were right about the importance of Christianity and the loss of moral foundations as they desperately try to throw together something to replace the moral foundations they have destroyed has been quite a thing to behold

@Oilfield_Rando @David_J_Bier They apply this simple equation: ʃ{herp · derp}{derpity derp derp derp}Ʃ{herpity derp}, and the bad stuff just goes to zero.

Hey @David_J_Bier, how does the Cato Institute “Immigrants Are Better Than You” model factor in the lost wages of a working American mother of two stabbed to death by an illegal El Salvadorian?

@Bubblebathgirl "Only at the point of dying"; Barney Frank tells the truth:

Former Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) is entering hospice care and says the Democrat Party basically is too, by going so far left with their purity tests on issues like men in women’s sports. He’s right. Democrat politicians are way outside the mainstream.

@aelfred_D "Hot dog or hamburger" ARE THEY SANDWICHES OR WHAT?/some guy with a dog in a party hat.

Hot dog or hamburger

@RoofKorean7 I like hipster chick putting up her hands with 'I'm still on my smoke break!'

I'm telling you man... those sunglasses are still airborne in 2026. Thank you Kindness and knowledge.

@marcorandazza "...pay to import the people..." 'But they don't look like Daddy so it's okay!'/typical AWFUL.

Nigeria is overpopulated, so we flood it with our tax dollars so they can continue to spawn like an algae bloom. We are apparently underpopulated, so we then pay to import the people we paid to spawn like algae.

@iowahawkblog Grok: "Why, yes, that's a '46 Geblotisten with the first-year motor with dual-overhead frammistans, and a hydraulic grauch. Very rare!"

*I defy you to use AI for that ID. I guarantee it will return an idiotically wrong answer, delivered with all the brazen confidence of an idiotically wrong idiot. AI car IDing: NOT EVEN ONCE

After years and years of asking youse guys to share your family photographic treasures with Dave's Car ID Service, it occurred to me I've never really reciprocated by sharing my own. Honestly, I have a bit of a guilt complex over this, and so in lieu of my normal car history blather today I will dig into my own family archives for a few IDs. Starting with a caricature of Yours Truly, age 11, driving a Disneyland Autopia car. It was the big family California vacation of my youth, the one that my siblings and I still talk about. In fact I was vacationing with my brother in Italy recently, hobnobbing at fancy restaurants and wineries and museums and such, and that trip came up. And we both still agreed it was the greatest vacation ever. Anyhoo over the 3 days we spent at Disneyland I lost count of how many times I took a spin at Autopia, along with the mini Model T track. Mom & Dad commissioned one of the park caricaturists to draw cartoons of all of us (I think it was like $5 per), and described our various personalities. For me? "All wants to do is drive those cars." So I guess this is probably the closest you'll get to an origin story from me. Maybe some day I'll ask AI to turn this image into a 1970s Hanna-Barbera cartoon.

@iowahawkblog Holy moly, I've got one too, from the same place, and I'm pretty sure from the same artist. It HAS to be around here somewhere. We took the Super Chief from Chicago, right through Monument Valley; great trip.

@SaP011 So she went running to The Man? Turn in your Birkies and hipster swastika scarf, comrade, revanchist running dog lackeys are not wanted in our revolution!✊✊✊

Estibaliz Kortazar, a far-left Spanish activist, did what good comrades do, she opened her home to a North African migrant. Once he got what he wanted, the man started sexually harassing her, insulting her, and beating her. Then he threw her out, changed the locks, and took over the house. She called the police for help. Their response? “We can’t do anything without a court order.” Now she’s sleeping at relatives’ houses, seeing a psychologist after a nervous breakdown, and has launched a petition to fast-track the legal process and get her home back.

@Oilfield_Rando What if high level cabinet positions in the Democrat party were filled based on competence, rather than taking it up the butt from some dude named Chasten? I mean, we can do this all day.

What if we constructed a high security penal colony in Antarctica and filled it with McKinsey consultants and forced them to conduct mock layoff evaluations of each other every day?

@pudnunfiltered @FightWithMemes "Account based in Africa"

@FightWithMemes This is just evil and terrible! Not my dad selling our house just because he doesn’t want to leave us any inheritance. Lord knows I will fight tooth and nail for my kids and leave them the earth if I can. Boomers are just the worst.

Goldblum is 73. HIs kids are 8 and 6. Having kids at an age where might not even live to support them for very long, then refusing to give them support after your death is... evil. 🫤

@FightWithMemes No offense intended, but we're believing Hollow-wood dork knuckles these days? I'm going with the 'sounds good, but there's beaucoup bux stashed away for his spawn' crowd.

@bonchieredstate It's a very stupid post, but in the guy's defense he's a professor somewhere so you can't really expect much.

“He’s not a Nazi! There’s no evidence of that! Except for the Nazi tattoo and him admiring Nazis!” Incredible. Meanwhile, they accused people of being Nazis for waving with too stiff an arm.

Banksy: the Have I Got News For You of public art

@redsteeze @grahamformaine If it should someday happen That a victim must be found I've got a little list I've got a little list Of society offenders Who might well be underground Who never would be missed Who never would be missed/The GrahamKado, or Platner's List.

@grahamformaine My guy here has a Nazi death camp tattoo permanently inked on his chest and he really went with the cinematography from Schindler's List for his campaign video

Susan Collins is on the side of the billionaire class. I’m on the side of the rest of us who built this country.

@Crypsis12 @ComfortablySmug "My Cannons are Quick and Deadly"/ Mickey Spillage

Think dude found some dirty dime store novel and stole lines from it, to bring about his lawsuit. @ComfortablySmug

@TheCriticalDri2 It's a bent nail! It symbolizes the struggle of the common pundit to do simple manual tasks on occasion and the complete disaster that inevitably befalls them! In white gold, of course, comrade.

You almost have to admire the sheer, unapologetic hubris of it.