Robert Kliemann

@Geniustechw Wonder if they would trans race the citizens of Wakanda.

Kelis proudly shows off her new BLACK Woody doll from Toy Story. Company “Make it Brown” literally race-swapped him so the Black community can feel “represented & included” “We took a lot of time to make sure all the details were right.” 😂 Thoughts?

@DerrickEvans4WV Yes I am. They’re not building them nearly fast enough. LFG $SPCX

Are you concerned with how quickly they are building data centers here in the US?

@thisisyoudotco @AlexTaylorNews No it isn’t. I never bought the BS. Not nuclear winter in the ‘60s, global warming in the ‘80s and not climate change now.

@AlexTaylorNews It's arm waving posts like this that are destroying people's belief in climate change. Well done

If you don't think we're burning up our planet, you're an idiot ... and that goes for US Presidents and other populists telling people to "drill baby, drill"

@JebraFaushay Why can’t stars have their few peak years, then retire with their fortune while aging gracefully?

I know you want more and I am a giver. Shoeless. Pantsless.

Someone needs to tell Debbie Gibson that the cut-off age for wearing a onesie is two years old. (CharmaineAdams)

@farzyness @grok @SawyerMerritt Where’s the steering wheels?

@grok @SawyerMerritt You're welcome.

I'm having a hard time finding a color the Cybercab doesn't look good in.

@Porkchop__2007 @TaraBull Each and every brand name item costs a premium just for the status of showing off how you waste your money.

@TaraBull Adidas is making bank off of them. 😂

The newest Adidas running shoe just dropped. The Adizero Prime X Evo - price $500

@currincooper @JebraFaushay Mine was putting my finger in a Christmas tree light socket. (They were bigger back then.)

@JebraFaushay I vividly remember my first partial electrocution — the floors, the furniture, the way the room smelled — and dad was right. I never did it again.

This is parenting in the 80s, summed up in fifteen seconds. It explains why some of us are the way we are today.

@TeslaBoomerMama You’d think he could do 12 difficult things all at once a whole lot faster.

@TeslaBoomerMama You’d think he could do 1

I am convinced (yet know nothing) that Elon had hoped financial services on X would be operational by now, to issue the IPO shares to retail here instead of having to use the traditional banks and brokers. Oh well ... ✨️

@SusieM414141 @FarmGirlCarrie I’m told it’s spraying hantavirus on the merchandise. It’s a pilot program funded by Bill Gates.

People will ask what does this device do and what is the noise it’s making. You will be told it’s an RFID machine taking inventory.

@DerrickEvans4WV My only role in the simulation is to help populate the scene. And I’m ok with that.

If we really are living in a simulation then that would mean there are “non player characters” roaming among us. Do you think you have ever met one?

@WallStreetApes @Sofia1989717 She sounds at fault for her decisions. What to buy, where to buy it. California seems to be one big HOA.

This woman lives in the small mountain town of Wrightwood, California Even though she lives in the mountains, she’s not allowed to have a wood burning stove When the electricity goes out, and it goes out all the time, she can’t keep warm because California regulations She has a fake chimney that’s just for show because she’s not allowed to have the wood burning stove I had to research to find the town she lives in but once I did I realized why there are these regulations. It’s so ridiculous Her home is newer construction so it falls under stricter California Green Building Standards (CALGreen) + local Air Quality Management District (AQMD) rules New construction cannot install new wood-burning fireplaces or stoves The goal is reducing wood smoke pollution So she has to freeze when the power goes out because it could smell like wood burning for a little bit California has to vote Red

@superfastjeff @Rainmaker1973 Happened to see a documentary on kudzu a while back. Nasty stuff.

@robert_kliemann @Rainmaker1973 I don't like your attitude

Kudzu in the southern US is an invasive vine that spreads like wildfire and chokes the life out of trees. Here it is being removed. Eating the vine that ate the South.

@reddit_lies He would appreciate it if you just ran. He can do better.

@zeynepmyenisey People can expect a tip all they want. I can expect to disappoint them.

why am I expected to tip in the Starbucks drive thru ???

@sceneandsource @alphafox That would spoil the whiner’s complaint.

@alphafox Did a little bit of 5 minute research and this is an apartment building called The Eugene in New York, where a tiny studio apartment costs $5000 USD a month. If the person filming just turned their camera to the right a bit, this is their uninterrupted view:

Imagine spending a million dollars for a NYC apartment with this view - and then this happens: 😭

@alphafox That’s what happens when you don’t actually own the view.

@Jan812314 The other one I saw was from Detroit. Quite the coincidence!

I just wanted to see a baseball game while I was in St Louis. It is completely unaffordable anymore to take your kid to a baseball game!

@MikemanCommeth @AzPetrich Damn! It’s a good thing she won’t accept the truth because it’s not “her” truth.

@AzPetrich Bullshit.

So now this asshole wants to remove the cherry trees that line the Potomac! They were a gift from Japan as a gesture of goodwill and friendship in 1912. I hate him so much.