Rob Preston

@HeadmasterDuck @UltraNoticer @AdamRackis Is it really a maintenance point though? Developers make dumb decisions all the time, if you have a process in place this will be caught and changed before it ever makes it to production.

@UltraNoticer @AdamRackis I think the point is that it's a shitty decision, even if it's valid, and the point of AI is to get these kind of basics to be one-shotted, not become maintenance points.

There's so many small details AI gets horribly wrong Median software quality is gonna drop so hard next few years

I truly hope this man dies in a very, very painful way.

@Newssports2_0 @AdamSchefter Thats not even funny 🤮

@AdamSchefter The Baltimore Ravens already have their defensive coordinator in Zach Orr, so Jim Leonhard is not expected to take that role. Baltimore’s coaching situation has now been settled, making the earlier rumor inaccurate. 🏈📋

Ravens requested to interview Broncos defensive passing game coordinator and assistant HC Jim Leonhard for their defensive coordinator job, per source. Leonhard — who played in Baltimore in 2008 — already has interviewed for the Chargers DC and is expected to interview for Buffalo’s DC.

@elonmusk Pretty sure it's the side that supports breaking down doors without a warrant, but I'm sure your shitposting is more important in your mind.

It is easy to tell who the bad guys are

@BProtz99 @koestreicher34 You thought roquan was going to say the coaches fucked up? 🤣🤣

I don’t know how anyone blames tonight’s loss on Harbaugh. Ro even said in the postgame conference, he thought the coaches were calling good plays. He just didn’t feel like they were executing on them. The playcalling has been bad at times the past couple years. But I feel like they have made adjustments on offense and defense to fix it. Henry did start getting more carries when it made sense. They went out and got Gilman so Hamilton could play in the box

What are your thoughts on John Harbaugh?

@BThompson15944 @ctatedev I’m sure I’ll regret spending time with my family over building a Starbucks calorie counter 🤣🤣

@ctatedev I'm starting to feel bad for them. I hope they have been building and learning over the holiday as many of my non-technical coworkers have. The tolerance for slow ships and long prioritization scheduling is going to 0.

The state of agentic coding is unreal. Many devs are about to return on Monday to a very different world.

@DThompsonDev Doesnt feel like it right now but Im going to choose to believe you. 😎

Remember that night you stayed up late stressing about the next day and saying "I don't know how I am going to get through this?" Just a reminder. You did. 🙂 2026 is going to be YOUR year. Take it seriously.

@bryan_johnson Jumping the shark my guy.

It’s been 19 days and 20 hrs since I last felt Kate’s warm embrace. She landed 47 minutes ago. The 24 hours of travel no doubt has her rushing to shower. She needs to cleanse herself of a dirtied world incompatible with her sensibilities. The wash doubles as a ritual, preparatory for entrance into the symbolic world we’ve constructed. The time apart has been costly.  My body’s electrical signaling betrays the separation. Without her touch, my vagus nerve’s 100,000 myelinated fibers have dropped their high frequency spectral power, squawking distress. An intelligent system broadcasting diminished wave forms, hoping to be heard.  There are other signals of distress. My white blood cells have shifted their gene expression, upregulating pro-inflammatory genes IL-6 and TNF-alpha and downregulating my antiviral genes.  A pro-aging biochemical signature of a system suffering hardship. My environment is a pristine anti-aging laboratory. Air, water, food and light are meticulously measured. Toxins are filtered. Purification systems run autonomously. Biomarkers tracked. Nutrition is calibrated. Yet outside my control is the affection of another. The 68 trillion cells that constitute Bryan Johnson run non-negotiable code. They demand tenderness, and not of a whimsical type, but deep, all-encompassing love that must be earned and carefully maintained. Otherwise they protest in self-termination. She’s now only 13 miles away and I can viscerally feel her essence. The transmission pulses in high fidelity. As if there were a fiber optic cable streaming our connection at light speed through the multiplexed cylinders of glass. The time apart created latency, buffering the connection, depriving us of the luminescence and dimming into noise. In 15 minutes she will be within reach. I can visualize the whites of her eyes and smell her aroma. When she arrives, she will be shy. Whenever we are apart, she returns to zero. Her previous openness will be closed. Her emotional dynamic range will be held in reserve until she feels she is safe and can trust.  I’ll need to kindle her again. The rush of the courtship enthralls me. The anticipation drives a small cluster of my midbrain neurons to flood dopamine. Nerve fibers activate, lighting up my skin’s receptors as it awaits for slow, caressing touch. My hypothalamus begins synthesizing oxytocin, preparing to dump it upon first eye contact to ensure the reestablishment of our pair bond. This biochemical orchestra fills me with delight and sensorial want. Kate’s been mulling over what she’ll wear for days.  She’s considered dozens of possibilities and modeled out my anticipated emotional state, the weather, and our planned activities. The colors will be representative of her psychological state and be positioned to soothe mine. The texture, style, and hues will interplay with our biology. The deliberately chosen accessories will add flair, intrigue and play. This is how she flirts, seduces and bypasses my mind to speak directly to my physiology. She has other tricks too. She’s arrived. I must wait for her. Her timidness will want to determine the cadence. I hear the door crack open and her bag drop to the floor. She’s nervous. I’m on the couch, neutral and open. She rounds the corner and our eyes meet. The inhibitions wither as the magnetism draws us together. Soft hellos are whispered and our bodies interdigitate. I feel her finger tips on the back of my neck. Goose bumps light up my body. Skin nerve cells fire signals directly to my brain, bypassing the analytical mind. The hypothalamus dumps the oxytocin, inhibiting fear and lowering cortisol. The body washes itself in this anti-inflammatory chain reaction.  Our respiration and heart beats are now synchronizing. The brain piles on with a release of endorphins to soothe the psychological pain of our separation. New powers are now in control. Let them run in glory. I press my cheek against hers. The skin on skin triggers a wave of desire. I brush her lips with mine, catalyzing a massive activation of neurons in her brain, overwhelming thought and forcing presence. She relents and wants to dance. She’s home. I slip my hand under her shirt and brush the small of her back. Goosebumps spread like a wildfire across her body. Her hypothalamus stimulates the release of GnRH which tells the pituitary gland to wake up her reproductive system. Our olfactory systems consume each other with delight, signaling immune system compatibility. I move both my hands to her jawline, holding her head firmly in place. Our mirror neurons speak to each other. I know what she wants. My lips press against hers and I softly bite her lower lip. Kate’s blood vessels dilate from the acetylcholine and nitric oxide release, flushing her lips, skin and body. The cascade is nearing waterfall. The executive control of our brains surrenders. No longer concerned with the 68 trillion cells. The prefrontal cortex goes dark. Eliminating future planning and probabilistic modeling. Activity in our parietal lobes diminishes, dissolving the boundary that distinguishes between self and other. No longer is there Kate and Bryan, just a singular biological entity suspended in a state of bliss. The outside world goes quiet. It doesn’t exist. We dissolve into raw existence.

@shazow Very good questions imo experienced devs have a real advantage but only if they rapidly progress through their grief cycle and adapt, now and onwards. Categorically rejecting or ignoring the new layer would be a mistake.

@aarondfrancis What does it say about me that ive watched this at least two dozen times? 😬

Scott's Tots

@KingOfPhinland Dumbest tweet of all time?

- Lamar Jackson doesn’t play on Sunday - The Ravens miss the playoffs - The fan base & organization has had enough of falling short and wants a fresh start - Baltimore & Miami swap Lamar & Tua in a Stafford/Goff type trade Who says no?

@shadcn Yep thats the best one. 🤣🤣

Favorite TV character intro. Discuss.

@enunomaduro Thats hot

the Pattern Matching feature coming to PHP 8.6 is looking 10000000x times better than the pipe operator.. really looking forward to it!

@tdesseyn No amount of money will ever make me do that again 😅

as a whole if you want to land high paying jobs in tech you most likely will have to go back onsite.

@Bshepp87 @RavenNationLIVE That tends to happen when you have one of the worst OLs in the game, which just makes his numbers more impressive

@RavenNationLIVE He also takes a high rate of sacks

Ravens QB Lamar Jackson is currently the most-blitzed quarterback in the league, facing pressure on 42.2% of his dropbacks. Despite that, he holds the highest passer rating in the entire NFL.

@seandsweeney But I do think taking a picture of some random person and shaming them online is terrible, for the record.

@seandsweeney My kid has never been allowed an ipad outside of the house. Somehow he magically survives and behaves just fine. It's lazy.

I was also a perfect parent before I had kids. No parent of actual kids would ever make a post like this.

@RealCazTv @rawdawg6508 @MLFootball @HassanBackAgain @RavensTattooGuy @fear_the_ravens @RavensTalkPod @zachbollinger18 @FilmstudyRavens Bro its okay to say you made a mistake. Its a sign of strong character.

@robertmpreston @rawdawg6508 @MLFootball @HassanBackAgain @RavensTattooGuy @fear_the_ravens @RavensTalkPod @zachbollinger18 @FilmstudyRavens Can a safety get a “receiving” td? Maybe if he plays offense.. I mean do you lack common sense? A running back, te, and wr can all be “ receivers” at some point.. shit even a qb at some point.. because they have “RECEPTIONS” now keep explaining to me how you don’t know football

LAMAR JACKSON. THE COLDEST MOTHERF*CKER IN THE #NFL. ONE HELL OF A PHOTO. (📸: @HassanBackAgain)

@RealCazTv @rawdawg6508 @MLFootball @HassanBackAgain @RavensTattooGuy @fear_the_ravens @RavensTalkPod @zachbollinger18 @FilmstudyRavens I guess a safety is a wide receiver too then

@robertmpreston @rawdawg6508 @MLFootball @HassanBackAgain @RavensTattooGuy @fear_the_ravens @RavensTalkPod @zachbollinger18 @FilmstudyRavens Does a tight end not catch a ball? He’s technically a receiver of sorts is he not?

@RealCazTv @rawdawg6508 @MLFootball @HassanBackAgain @RavensTattooGuy @fear_the_ravens @RavensTalkPod @zachbollinger18 @FilmstudyRavens You said “yet another open wr” about a TE but ok 🤣

@robertmpreston @rawdawg6508 @MLFootball @HassanBackAgain @RavensTattooGuy @fear_the_ravens @RavensTalkPod @zachbollinger18 @FilmstudyRavens No shit really? We weren’t talking about that play in general. I said the ravens WRs lead the league in separation then he said do you know why that happens … so yea clearly I see that 1 picture there is a te.. lol