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#Ziontology: The documentary every Mormon should see-- youtu.be/Se1A8lxyH4I?si…

@badtothebone124 @PunditParanoia @Hail_Winter Lol...Your scripture:

@robezenk @PunditParanoia @Hail_Winter Then you most definitely are NOT in the true church. I might very well not be in the true church. But you most definitely are NOT.

There's nothing there 😂😂

@badtothebone124 @PunditParanoia @Hail_Winter My Church didn't make their scripture. That's Joseph Smith's bag, you dunce.

@robezenk @PunditParanoia @Hail_Winter How many books are in the Bible and what mechanism did your church use to come up with that tally? Simple question.

@badtothebone124 @PunditParanoia @Hail_Winter You just can't help yourself...lol Literal clown show.

@robezenk @PunditParanoia @Hail_Winter Especially when the Bible is rather explicit that more records do exist. I will ask this though: How many books are in the Bible and how did your church come to a determination that this was the correct number of books? LDS, Orthodox, and Catholics can answer this question.

@badtothebone124 @PunditParanoia @Hail_Winter The Book of Mormon spends several verses shitting on a Bible that didn't exist at the time...lol You're a poorly compensated shill for a total clown circus of a cult Bro Dorman.

@robezenk @PunditParanoia @Hail_Winter Oh no, we don't denigrate the Bible at all. What we will do is highlight an inconsistency with your point of view that just happens to also be present in the Bible. What we do denigrate is the double standards y'all raise, because y'all would have to discount the Bible too.

@Utah_Grump @Hail_Winter How compelling! Lol

@Hail_Winter It’s not.

Mormons: "it's not a cult" 🙄

@Captain_Colin71 @AndersenNeilL How much fiat currency does Elohim need? Let me guess...it's part of the "ongoing restoration." You don't have that answer yet.

@robezenk @AndersenNeilL Unfortunately, the world requires money for nearly everything we do, so the Lord's Kingdom needs this money to build Temples, help the poor, and prepare for His coming. None of this is cheap.

The wonderful people of Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia, will take good care of the beautiful house of the Lord to be built in their country. What a joy it was to be with them and share in their joy for the upcoming construction of the Lord’s holy temple in their land.   President Russell M. Nelson said, "My dear brothers and sisters, do you see what is happening right before our eyes? I pray that we will not miss the majesty of this moment! The Lord is indeed hastening His work."

@PunditParanoia @badtothebone124 @Hail_Winter Mormons LOVE to denigrate the Bible...(as if that somehow helps their position...lol)

@badtothebone124 @Hail_Winter If by scant your mean none, then yes. And why are you talking to me about protestants?

@libraryofgodwin Sunday School President was my calling when I left Mormonism. Guess their focus groups, surveys, and pilot programs found a way to backfill! It's definitely not "revelation" leading this cult of leader worship.

A recently ex-mo individual in my circle is really crashing out over the Sunday School change. Turns out this person also really hated that President Oaks mentioned marriage when announching the missionary age change.

@joooooody777 @UchtdorfDF Is telling the truth "rude"...? I suppose it can only be seen that way from someone in a cult.

@robezenk @UchtdorfDF this is a beautiful message why u wanna b rude?

Heavenly Father has a special way of helping people and showing his gratitude to those who are loyal to Him, His gospel, and His servants.

Doctrines that Mormonism absolutely teaches, though many Mormons pretend otherwise in non-Mormon company: • Jesus & Satan are brothers • God has a wife (or wives) • God was not always God (he was once a man) • Polygamy • All other Christian churches are in apostasy 1/n 🧵

Real

@Eat_punchbeef @StevensonGaryE You sing Praise to the Man with a little too much gusto don't you, Dirk?

@robezenk @StevensonGaryE Ah yes. Admiration is the same as worship. Thank you gooner!

Standing at the graveside of one of my great-great-grandfathers, Edward Stevenson, I feel joy and wonder of one day being able to see, visit, and associate with my ancestors. This is all possible because of the Resurrection of Jesus Christ and His Atonement. #GreaterLove

What are the odds England will nut up and rebel against their overlord this a July 4th-250 years after we did it? (Give me the under) #FreeEngland #FreeIran #FreeVenezuela

Germans when they realize they are not going to be blamed for WWIII

@Enos_Envy @JasminRappleye The minority of membership actually in the pews also includes an unknown (but not insignificant) percentage of PIMOs who don't believe. Active and believing aren't the same. I won't hold my breath for them to acknowledge that one haha

@JasminRappleye The majority of Mormons the church claims in their "statistics" are non-participating. The intentionally and misleading inflated membership is the reason you can't get a handle on it. Most mormons don't even believe Mormonism.

I just learned I have been dead wrong about exmormons. Because all the most prominent exmormon voices online right now are coming from a secular, atheist, progressive perspective, I assumed that was representative of most exmormons, but that couldn’t be further from the truth.

@theadmagazine @kirawontmiss Except after 20 years...not 3.

@kirawontmiss This happens to guys all the time. She’ll be fine 🤷‍♂️

maybe women are right about men… this is sick😭😭

@nasamomdele @BasicBaptistGuy

@robezenk @BasicBaptistGuy I'm pretty respected in the couples bunco group. I'd say my feelings are pretty authoritative.

Please explain to me why we have the plates sitting on the table with multiple people, and yet they have to go walk in the woods, pray for hour and then get to see the plates?

@nasamomdele @BasicBaptistGuy ...and everyone knows that feelings are the way mormons "know" their truth. Lol

@BasicBaptistGuy I feel like those photographs have been doctored.

@HnoJohnson @Anntrove @Cernovich That's almost a rebuttal.

@robezenk @Anntrove @Cernovich

There’s been a major attack on Mormonism. This is the latest. An attempt to mock. I hope all see this for what it is. Also, this lady looks like a meth head.