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It might have been satire. I do not support the Oxford Comma. Sailor/Data Monkey/Roan Friend of Bill W

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robinizing@robinizing·
What happened to the mission to open Fort Knox? Where is our gold?
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The Woolshire
The Woolshire@thewoolshire·
Yesterday I talked with one of the largest sheep ranchers in the great state of Idaho. Pendleton used to buy his wool until last year. Apparently they started using some foreign wool instead. We just bought 12k pounds from him as a sample run and if successful we will be partnering with him going forward. He can offer us up to 80k pounds annually. This is how we win.
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
This drag activist who’s organized events for the LGBTQ+ community like Drag Me to Vote is endorsing Saikat Chakrabarti Saikat Chakrabarti is AOC’s former Chief of Staff He’s running to replace Nancy Pelosi when she retires This is California Democrats
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨Senate Democrats just BLOCKED legislation to BAN men from competing in women’s sports, vote went down 49-41. They literally voted to keep biological males in girls locker rooms, on girls’ podiums, stealing scholarships and titles from female athletes.
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Dudes Posting Their W’s
Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs·
The player on the right is 6’8 and looking up in amazement at the player on the left, who’s listed at 7’9. Probably the first time he’s ever felt short.
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Disclose.tv
Disclose.tv@disclosetv·
JUST IN - Trump posts that he is glad former FBI chief, Robert Mueller has died, "He can no longer hurt innocent people!"
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Fight With Memes
Fight With Memes@FightWithMemes·
World War 11... That Learing Center education paying dividends. 😅
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
Guinea pigs, considered pets in America, are being grilled right on the streets of NYC.
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American AF 🇺🇸
American AF 🇺🇸@iAnonPatriot·
Woke Reporter: Your new Danish movie “The Promised Land” is entirely Nordic and it lacks diversity. Arcel: “Hmm.. well first of all, the film takes place in Denmark in the 1750s” 🤣🤣
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Dapper Detective
Dapper Detective@Dapper_Det·
🚨BREAKING: @Roblox programmer arrested in New Orleans by Homeland Security Investigations for possessing child rape pornography and importing a child sex doll. Roblox is a pedo mill and must be dismantled.
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Mag Jorge Castro🇨🇺
Mag Jorge Castro🇨🇺@MagJorgeCastro·
La izquierda internacional se está pegando unas vacaciones revolucionarias en #Cuba... se mueven entre las ruinas de La Habana como en safari por la selva cantando la Guantanamera. Los verás haciendo fotos aesthetic para sus posteos en instagram... es increíble.
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
🚨BREAKING: Code Pink leftist activists are heading to Cuba to tell people living under communism how terrible Trump and America are. I wish Cuba would keep them.
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Ryan@ohryansbelt·
Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor
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A detailed and brutal look at the tactics of buzzy AI compliance startup Delve "Delve built a machine designed to make clients complicit without their knowledge, to manufacture plausible deniability while producing exactly the opposite." substack.com/home/post/p-19…

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FBI Director Kash Patel
FBI Director Kash Patel@FBIDirectorKash·
The @FBI has identified cyber actors associated with Russian Intelligence Services targeting users of commercial messaging applications, including Signal. The campaign targets individuals of high intelligence value, including current and former U.S. government officials, military personnel, political figures, and journalists.   Globally, this effort has resulted in unauthorized access to thousands of individual accounts. After gaining access, the actors can view messages and contact lists, send messages as the victim, and conduct additional phishing from a trusted identity. It's important for you to be aware and take action - this vulnerability is not with the application - but you as the end user.   The FBI and CISA have released a joint PSA to help you identify this activity and protect your accounts: ic3.gov/PSA/2026/PSA26…
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CJ
CJ@Christi74422036·
@Katherine_deves The delusion. “Diversity is our greatest strength!” Anthony Albanese. The reality The face he makes when he meets the diversity.
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 WOW! In a STUNNING rebuke of the fake news, the UAE has declared it will HONOR its $1.4 trillion investment plan into the United States after President Trump struck Iran They claimed Gulf countries would “turn away from the US” Trump wins again! 🇺🇸
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