Robyn Vo

I got kicked off Wheel of Fortune for solving every puzzle with “I want you inside me, Pat.”

@atensnut Swayze and Gibson 🤤

Who was most handsome back then! Me: Mel Gibson

Inspiring new merch idea: rocket pocket underpants! 🚀 🩳 Underpants with a handy pocket for your rocket, which contains a real scale model rocket with an easy pull out ability. Guaranteed to be a hit at parties!

@PopCrave You spelled “disability” wrong

Today is International Transgender Day of Visibility.

@yamanakanobody 2am in Texas

アメリカは今夜なのか？

アメリカのリベラル派全員が、日本人がお前らのことを「知恵遅れ」だと思っていると知ってくれることを願っているよ。

@m_takewaka Central Texas BBQ is king 👑

My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here. When I say I want to eat American BBQ, some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina," and still others say, "come to Missouri." I'm confused. Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?

🤣🤣🤣 I missed X being this funny. Good lord, people.

@katumi_sakaguti Hell yeah 🙌

この流れに乗って、溜まりに溜まっている俺のテキサス写真フォルダを解放します。アメリカテキサスの文化は楽しいですよ！

Japanese twitter is amazing, their love of America is so awesome considering how retarded the purple haired commies make us look. Or how many of us have said “I’d jerk an old man off for an adderall right now” when we’re hungover af.

バッキーズはやばい ガソリンスタンドは基本コンビニ併設 バッキーズはやばい マッケンチーズは作り方で戦争が起きる パイナップルピザの真犯人はメープル野郎でアメリカ人的にも分かれる バッキーズはやばい 今日知ったこと

@weylandishikawa 🤣🤣🤣

あまり調子に乗るなよアメリカ人め これが日本式だ

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アメリカ人、やはりニンジャを信じている

@IfindRetards Surprised he not undefeated retard of the month since ifindretards started

Retard of the day 🏅 Kieth Olbermann

@WilliamShatner Damn. Looking good, Billiam Shatner. LOVE BOMB 🤗🥰

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

Oh I’m pretty confident he’s consuming meat regularly.

@RepAOC The community note 🤣🤣💀rekt that ass

I'm devastated by the antisemitic attack at one of our nation's largest reform synagogues. My heart is with the entire Temple Israel congregation. Antisemitism has no place in our country. We owe it to our Jewish siblings to stamp it out and ensure they can worship without fear.

Democrats Condemn Hegseth For Using Money To Feed Soldiers When It Could Have Gone To Somali Daycare buff.ly/twru2gQ

@CaryKelly11 That’s 100% Terry Black’s in Austin. Not sure who the dude is but he should probably be giving the credit to TB’s.

This is one serious brisket operation. It's amazing to me how smoking at low temps can turn an incredibly tough piece of meat that runs $5 per pound, into the pinnacle of culinary excellence & cost $36 per pound. And it's so worth it. Source: texicanabbqconsulting (IG)

8 New Jobs Dan Crenshaw Has His Eye On buff.ly/v0uM0mL