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RoccoTheComic

@roccothecomic

My twitter is for my random thoughts, and my random complaining... Stand-Up Comedian from NY 🇮🇹🇺🇸 Nonna's Favorite 🏆 Tried Keto.... Once 🥖

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Mayıs 2009
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RoccoTheComic@roccothecomic·
In Boca for 2 shows this weekend and @HIExpress Boca Raton won’t let me check into my room even though rooms are available. Emailed twice ahead of time, ignored. Front desk attitude makes it worse. Just trying to get ready for my shows.
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May have to rethink my decision to tell my kids that Francesco Toldo was one of my favorite players growing up after seeing how he drinks water…. #Inter
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The next President of the #FIGC should be… He had his ideas, let him fix it all.
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@loladelcarril can you and your co-commentator learn to mute your microphone? Also he keeps breathing into his mic and his nose is whistling….. I wish I didnt have to tweet this. #ItalyBosnia @VIX
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Hey @VIX & @TUDNUSA can you teach your commentators to mute their damn mics? Hearing their conversations and breathing during the Italian National Anthem…
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POV: Arriving at Met Life Stadium because I don’t want to pay $225 to park my car to watch a #WorldCup match
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Legacy (Fan)@LegacySiu·
Name an Italian that has played for Manchester United You can’t
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Fun fact: The most Googled phrase the morning after #stpatricksday☘️ is “Why is my poop black?”
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POV: I find the YouTubers my sons watch who find it necessary to constantly scream at the top of their lungs every 10 seconds..
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RoccoTheComic@roccothecomic·
@SiavoushF I wish I understood what's going on with him. I think he's burnt out
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Barella is frustrating to watch
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Hey, does anyone know if Spain is like giving a tax break to American Youth Soccer systems or something this summer? In the past month my kids have been invited to go to Spain by like 7 different clubs/camps.
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RoccoTheComic@roccothecomic·
Something that always bothers me about these large sporting events is why do they have an #ASL Interpreter there if they're rarely going to be in frame to see them. #SuperBowl
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What I imagine it looks like when Ausilio and Marotta go and try to negotiate terms with teams and players considering it's yet another window where @Inter does nothing to bolster the team...
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What’s up with @MetroNorth this week? My email is constantly flooded with delays, skipped stops and cancellation alerts.
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